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''This is a page on <span class="plainlinks">[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cycle Cycle]</span> (Cyclus revoluta), a gymnosperm [[plant]], and an illustration of uncyclo- concept. For the monster, see [[vicious cycle]].''
   
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== Illustration of Uncyclopedia approach to cycles ==
==The Vicious Phycle (Sie-kill)==
 
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[[Image:Cyclus_inflorescence.jpg|thumb|Cyclus inflorescence.]]
   
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The probable reason you came to this page is not to learn on ''Cyclus revoluta'', but to see how does [[Uncyclopedia]] cope with dangerous cycles in the document graph. In that case, you will not find any reference to "cycle" from the [[Chaos|graph theory]] here. And this fact is actually an illustration of our approach to cycles. If we allow this entry to write about the "cycle" scientific meaning, it would generate a lot of links back to the [[math]] and [[computer science]] articles, and thus a lot of cycles in the document graph. Complexity of graph algorithms rises exponentially with the level of connectedness, and we must thus avoid mentioning the frequent meanings of the word "cycle" and only mention those which do not generate so many cycles to their original linking context, such as this page on ''Cyclus'' plant.
===What is this "Vicious Phycle" and where can I find one?===
 
   
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This may seem a bit confusing, but increased [[efficiency]] of the algorithms in the machine age is more than enough of a compensation for the initial time required for novice Uncyclopedia users to get used to the system.
   
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<code>'''Q:''' Does this mean that Uncyclopedia does not have an information on "cycles" in their graph theoretical meaning?</code>
First off, You ''NEVER'' want to find a "Vicious Phycle". If you absolutly ''NEED'' to know why, please note the word "Vicious" in the creatures name. And yes, it is a creature, that thrives primarily in the Gobe Desert. This is why there just do not seem to be very many ''Desert Nomads'' (I.E. Insane people that walk around in the desert, wearing several layers of long black robes, and that have probably had way to much sun), anymore. The "Phycle's" have been keeping their population politly under control.
 
   
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<code>'''A:''' No. Users can find them under different [[synonym]]s, which do not generate cycles back to their original [[contents]].</code>
[[Image:raincycle.gif|thumb|right|Here we see a Vicious Phycle (known as the "Rain Phycle". [[Farmers]] have grown fond of this breed over the years, but Forest Fires loathe them, sometimes hunting them down for days at a time, typically in the dry, southern states.]]
 
   
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In other words, in the machine age we must consider machine needs over those of human users, since machines are more stupid than the users. But the results are worth it.
   
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== Cycle (Cyclus revoluta) ==
It was in 1854, that the Phycle's migrated to [[Europe]], and went on mad, ''killing sprees'', around the areas of current day ''[[Luxembourg]]''. Because its Luxembourg we're talking about, this is completely unimportant, and will not be discussed any further.
 
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'''Cycle''' is a tropical plant. A [[living fossil]], cycle is the only member of the division ''Cyclophyta'', with the only monospecific family ''Cyclaceae'' containing the species ''Cyclus revoluta''. Cycle, now almost extinct, is native to [[Australia]] and [[New Zealand]].
   
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However, it was in 1857, that the Phycle's wiped the Luxembourgian's blood from their jowels, and moved into the rest of current day Europe. They created wide spread panic, tearing down trailers, street signs, the occasional traffic director, a few [[churches]] here and there, but worst of all, they even toar down the once world renowned "''ExcitoEnterprises Cardboard Box Factory''", which to this day is mourned on January the 3rd, also known as, "The day [[excitment]] died".
 
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Few people were hurt though, as most of cycle's were still digesting the worthfully sacrified Luxembourgians, but still, they pissed off many the cop (I.E. "[[Pig]]"), and a good amount of construction workers (I.E. Immigrants), and street sign cleanliness maintainers (I.E. Virtually Worthless), on their terrible ''rampages''.
 
 
===How can a Vicious Phycle be killed, Oh great ''[[Genius]]'' of all things?===
 
 
They ''CAN'T''!!!
 
well, very easily at least.
 
No, a stake through the heart won't work with these bad boys.
 
If you are ever cornered by a Phycle, you should:
 
 
 
A. Run Like your wearing $20,000 ''[[nike shoes]]'' (probably won't work)
 
 
B. Invite the beast to a ''fake party'' (They'll probably catch you later, after they show
 
up to the "''party''", and find only an old vacant house, and a heart full of grief and vengence)
 
 
C. Disrupt its cycle
 
 
Choice "C" will have to do.
 
 
 
So whatever the creature is cycling, you should disrupt it, by shoving something in their that makes it wrong. For Instance, If its a "''rinse phycle''", throw some [[hydrochloric acid]] in their somewhere, because that will freak the clothes up pretty good, and kill the beast. Another example is, if the phycle is a ''by-phycle'', through a stick in the spokes. This is also a good trick for people riding less deadly "[[bicycles]]" at the park.
 
 
[[Image:Cycledead.PNG|thumb|right|Here we see a cycle that has been killed, either out of self defense, or by a ticked off forest fire. To see the details of its death, please enlarge the gruesome image. Those details could one day save your local [[church]], stop sign, or [[fast food]] joint.]]
 
 
===Any last comments, Oh ''wisest'' one of them all?===
 
 
 
Yes, if you ever see or stumble upon a "Vicious Phycle", contact the authorities immediatly, because in present times, their nearly extinct, and the [[police]] want to know if their breeding program is working.
 
 
 
[[Category: Dangerous Creatures]]
 

Latest revision as of 23:58, 2 November 2015

This is a page on Cycle (Cyclus revoluta), a gymnosperm plant, and an illustration of uncyclo- concept. For the monster, see vicious cycle.

Illustration of Uncyclopedia approach to cycles[edit]

Cyclus inflorescence.

The probable reason you came to this page is not to learn on Cyclus revoluta, but to see how does Uncyclopedia cope with dangerous cycles in the document graph. In that case, you will not find any reference to "cycle" from the graph theory here. And this fact is actually an illustration of our approach to cycles. If we allow this entry to write about the "cycle" scientific meaning, it would generate a lot of links back to the math and computer science articles, and thus a lot of cycles in the document graph. Complexity of graph algorithms rises exponentially with the level of connectedness, and we must thus avoid mentioning the frequent meanings of the word "cycle" and only mention those which do not generate so many cycles to their original linking context, such as this page on Cyclus plant.

This may seem a bit confusing, but increased efficiency of the algorithms in the machine age is more than enough of a compensation for the initial time required for novice Uncyclopedia users to get used to the system.

Q: Does this mean that Uncyclopedia does not have an information on "cycles" in their graph theoretical meaning?

A: No. Users can find them under different synonyms, which do not generate cycles back to their original contents.

In other words, in the machine age we must consider machine needs over those of human users, since machines are more stupid than the users. But the results are worth it.

Cycle (Cyclus revoluta)[edit]

Cycle is a tropical plant. A living fossil, cycle is the only member of the division Cyclophyta, with the only monospecific family Cyclaceae containing the species Cyclus revoluta. Cycle, now almost extinct, is native to Australia and New Zealand.