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{{Q|What the Mayan calendar predicted is not the end of the world, but the collapse of mankind's greatest invention, due to our naive thinking that it is protected by the majority of the world.|This is what they say.}}
 
{{Q|What the Mayan calendar predicted is not the end of the world, but the collapse of mankind's greatest invention, due to our naive thinking that it is protected by the majority of the world.|This is what they say.}}
   
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[[File:Mayan-calendar.jpg|thumb|right|210px|Well, you know what's happening next. The Mayans predicted the end of the Internet.]]
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[[File:Mayan-calendar.jpg|thumb|right|120px|Well, you know what's happening next. The Mayans predicted the end of the Internet.]]
   
 
Well, {{USERNAME}}, maybe you don't know this, but '''the Internet is going to end in 2012'''. Many others may tell you about the Mayans predicting the end of the world; this is true. They predicted the end of the internet. It will devastate our civilization, as if it were actually Doomsday, and bring about existence of [[censorship]] and, ultimately, the death of the Internet. Better practice your social skills, newfag!
 
Well, {{USERNAME}}, maybe you don't know this, but '''the Internet is going to end in 2012'''. Many others may tell you about the Mayans predicting the end of the world; this is true. They predicted the end of the internet. It will devastate our civilization, as if it were actually Doomsday, and bring about existence of [[censorship]] and, ultimately, the death of the Internet. Better practice your social skills, newfag!
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==Where's the proof?==
 
==Where's the proof?==
 
[[File:SOPA DOOM!.jpg|right|220px|thumb|This dreaded screen will appear quite frequently in the post-apocalypse. Be prepared.]]
 
[[File:SOPA DOOM!.jpg|right|220px|thumb|This dreaded screen will appear quite frequently in the post-apocalypse. Be prepared.]]
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The first thing you know about it is all search results which lead to www.[[youtube]].com have disappeared. If you type in www.youtube.com in the URL bar, you will see a sign that claims that the site has been taken down by evil men, due to [[Nothing|"repeated copyright violations"]]. (Just like the one on the right.) The shithole of [[deviantART]], the former spawning ground of [[Furries]], [[Porn]] Artists, and [[weeaboos]] will be gone for good as well. The next thing that you will notice is the disappearance of stupid shit such as [[Lolcat]]s and [[bronies]]. In fact, searching for "Lolcat" after the end will omit only about 1000 search results. And when you try to search Wikipedia for lies, or [[Uncyclopedia]] for more accurate information, you will find both sites shut down as well (especially Uncyclopedia, which will be shut down within 3 days after the death of the Internet.) Then, after all of this, you will know that you beloved Internet has lost The Game; it has been replaced by a censored, miserable wasteland.
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The first thing you know about it is all search results which lead to www.[[youtube]].com have disappeared. If you type in www.youtube.com in the URL bar, you will see a sign that claims that the site has been taken down by evil men, due to [[Nothing|"repeated copyright violations"]]. (Just like the one on the right.) The shithole of [[deviantART]], the former spawning ground of [[Furries]], [[Porn]] Artists, and [[weeaboos]] will be gone for good as well. The next thing that you will notice is the disappearance of stupid shit such as [[Lolcat]]s and bronies. In fact, searching for "Lolcat" after the end will omit only about 1000 search results. And when you try to search Wikipedia for lies, or [[Uncyclopedia]] for more accurate information, you will find both sites shut down as well (especially Uncyclopedia, which will be shut down within 3 days after the death of the Internet.) Then, after all of this, you will know that you beloved Internet has lost The Game; it has been replaced by a censored, miserable wasteland.
   
 
==Who does it affect? How does it affect us?==
 
==Who does it affect? How does it affect us?==
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[[Category:Articles written in the first person]]
 
[[Category:Articles written in the first person]]
 
[[Category:Horrible Moments in History]]
 
[[Category:Horrible Moments in History]]
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[[Category:Things controlled by Jews]]
 

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