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===A Short History===
 
===A Short History===
   
Historically, the first known use of the word 'Everybody' was when there was at least 5 humans walking the earth. Many people say it was after Adams kids had [[incest]] with their mother. This means that by everbody, it means only if you have molested your Mum/Kids. Everybody became most people when political correctness came into power, then nobody when [[Facism]] and [[Communism]] became relevant. This can be found in page 667 of the bible, as 666 was filled with how to worship the [[Devil]]. But everyone on the internet is an atheist, a stoner, a follower of Raptor Jesus, or an annoying overly Christian child under the age of fifteen while they are on the internet regardless of how they are when they are off. This lead to the era of “Not giving a fuck” witch did not disprove this theory, but made it uninteresting and utterly useless to modern day people.
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Historically, the first known use of the word 'Everybody' was when there was at least 5 humans walking the earth. Many people say it was after Adams kids had [[incest]] with their mother. This means that by everbody, it means only if you have molested your Mum/Kids. Everybody became most people when political correctness came into power, then nobody when [[Facism]] and [[Communism]] became relevant. This can be found in page 667 of the bible, as 666 was filled with how to worship the [[Devil]].
   
 
He is the arch nemesis of [[Nobody]].
 
He is the arch nemesis of [[Nobody]].
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'''Pronunciation'''
 
'''Pronunciation'''
E'er•bod•y: (ev'rē-'''bod'''"ē, -''bud''"ē)
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Eve•ry•bod•y: (ev'rē-'''bod'''"ē, -''bud''"ē)
   
 
''''Everybody' isn't the easiest word to pronounce''' so we have included a sample of the word being used in context to help you listen and repeat. Early tests have shown 9 out of 10 members of the population managed to pronounce 'Everybody' dead, possibly during a CIA investigation (episode 45.8:154).
 
''''Everybody' isn't the easiest word to pronounce''' so we have included a sample of the word being used in context to help you listen and repeat. Early tests have shown 9 out of 10 members of the population managed to pronounce 'Everybody' dead, possibly during a CIA investigation (episode 45.8:154).

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