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At least one other person. If you ask one friend, casual acquaintance, or pet for an opinion, that's enough to say everybody agrees that ''X'' is true. This is because everybody is a nobody, and [[Nobody|nobody is perfect]]. And yet, everybody is commonly known to be very dim-witted.
 
At least one other person. If you ask one friend, casual acquaintance, or pet for an opinion, that's enough to say everybody agrees that ''X'' is true. This is because everybody is a nobody, and [[Nobody|nobody is perfect]]. And yet, everybody is commonly known to be very dim-witted.
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Approximately half of everybody, as seen from space.

“This includes me.”

~ Captain Obvious on Everybody

At least one other person. If you ask one friend, casual acquaintance, or pet for an opinion, that's enough to say everybody agrees that X is true. This is because everybody is a nobody, and nobody is perfect. And yet, everybody is commonly known to be very dim-witted. Everybody is also known to go to every party, smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol. Basically, for everything you can name, "everybody is doing it." That means not you.

However, the fact is, if you don't know what an everybody is, you probably aren't one yourself. Take a look out your window. Do you see all those people there, laughing and standing in a group that you aren't a part of? That's everybody.Not you.

There is a ray of hope, though, if you are someone else who is not everybody, written by Anonymous for people who royally screw up and get others killed. There are three other characters in this story, who are Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. And, here, you can experience the admiration Anonymous had for Everybody.It's really a very inspiring story.

"So anyway, there was this job that needed to be done, right? And Everybody needed to do it; but since he was a procrastinating bastard, he thought Somebody would do it. It turns out that Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it instead. So Somebody was angry that Nobody did it, and he was jealous that Nobody was rewarded for doing it. But Nobody realized that Everybody did it, because Nobody was a schizophrenic who believed he was Everybody. So the two Everybodys killed each other, and Somebody and Anybody became the new Everybody. However, before Somebody and Anybody became Everybody, they were doomed by the fact that, although Everybody blamed Somebody because Nobody did the job, Nobody really asked Anybody to do it. And now Everybody, plauged by Anybody with Somebody, died a horrible, lonely death. So Everybody lost, and Nobody won."


Everybody: All people who inhabit earth... Simple.

~ Anonymous

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