Fetal alcohol syndrome

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Meaning of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome[edit]

  • Fetal Alcohol Syndrome was introduced by Michael Jackson (With a boner) as an attempt to earn a mate and reproduce. However, child-proof beer bottles stopped his evil plot.
  • Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is often associated with Chuck E. Cheese establishments remaining open past 12:00 A.M.
  • Babies with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome have often been known to shapeshift into Paris Hilton. Upon being intoxicated further, they become sexually attractive.
  • Fetal Alcohol Syndrome can also be contracted by repeatedly smacking a baby with a broken beer bottle.
  • In extreme cases, Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, or LMFAO, can cause a small infant to drive its dinkies whil e intoxicated. This can cause severe meteor impacts, or epileptic seizures.
  • During the second coming of Brian Boitano, he was asked to cure a baby with AIDS. His magical powers backfired, and caused every child in the immediate area to yearn eating spicy chicken wings and drink Red Wine. Soon thereafter, Fetal Alcohol Syndrome became accepted as a legitimate excuse for a toll free help line.