Gary Kasparov

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A mechanoid chess player built by the Soviet Union in 1984 to divert lazy american mathematicians from building nuclear missile and nuclear defense systems by enticing them into consuming resources in the making of supercomputers.

Kasparov Mark IV Specifications

Engine 2 LADA 40HP liquid ethanol engines (substitute with vodka for injection-cleaning) Mensurations: One big ruskie

In soviet russia, Gary Kasparov owns you!