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[[Image:Germaine.PNG|right|thumb|300px|Germaine's "giant fat a$$" is cleary pointed out by [[Foamy]].]]
 
[[Image:Germaine.PNG|right|thumb|300px|Germaine's "giant fat a$$" is cleary pointed out by [[Foamy]].]]
   
{{Q| You have the fattest of asses, you [[Your Mom|Fat Bastard]]!|Foamy | Germaine}}
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{{Q|You have the fattest of asses, you [[Your Mom|Fat Bastard]]!|Foamy | Germaine}}
   
{{Q| I'm proud of my [[jelly]] [[butt]].|Germaine | Germaine}}
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{{Q|I'm proud of my [[jelly]] [[butt]].|Germaine | Germaine}}
   
<strike>[[Foamy]]'s dumb pet human</strike> <strike>owner</strike> Nothing more than a comedic foil for the series, and a minor character is the [[Neurotically Yours]] cartoon; Germaine is most famous for having the fattest ass known to man or squirrel; so saith [[Foamy]], your Lord and Master. Additionally, she is a minor figure in the teachings of the Foaminian Cult Aka the Almighty Church of [[Foamy]] aka the [[Foamy]] card cult.
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<strike>[[Foamy]]'s dumb pet human</strike> <strike>owner</strike> Nothing more than a comedic foil for the series, and a minor character is the [[Neurotically Yours]] cartoon; '''Germaine''' is most famous for having the fattest ass known to man or squirrel; so saith [[Foamy]], your Lord and Master. Additionally, she is a minor figure in the teachings of the Foaminian Cult Aka the Almighty Church of [[Foamy]] aka the [[Foamy]] card cult.
   
 
==Biography==
 
==Biography==
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{{Q| Ow, my throat hurts and my vagina itches|Germaine| giving <strike>anal [[birth]]</strike> bestial buttsex to Foamy}}
 
{{Q| Ow, my throat hurts and my vagina itches|Germaine| giving <strike>anal [[birth]]</strike> bestial buttsex to Foamy}}
   
==On Those who want to see [[porn |Germaine naked]]==
 
[[Image:Germaine2.PNG|right|thumb|300px|Germaine the Shemale using her "giant fat a$$" to make a man gay. In this case, it is [[Oscar Wilde]]. Note the anguish on his face.]]
 
Throughout history, several individuals have lusted after Germaine and sought to see her naked. This is clearly understandable, considering how well drawn and attractive she is. However, [[Foamy]], in his Squirelly
 
Foreknowledge (he does have Squirelly Foreknowledge you know, its one of his secret nature powers. It is also how he operates his patented Yesterday Mail system), was greatly displeased by this. Therefore, he gave Germaine an eleven inch penis and three testicles; thus making all those who desire to see Germaine nude gay. And for the record, looking at shemale porn does in fact make you [[gay]].
 
   
Those who have been turned gay by Germaine include:
 
 
* Anchovie, aka the Stalker Dude, aka [[Oscar Wilde]]
 
 
* Franklin, aka the Starschmucks Coffee Guy
 
 
* about 2 million [[Foamy]] fans.
 
 
To the Enternal Glory of Your Lord & Master, Foamy, Germaine has cured about 100,000 women from the scurge of [[Lesbianism|Dyke-ery]] (aka Lesbianism).
 
 
==Proofs of Germaine's Shemale-hood==
 
 
Some impious folk have asserted that there is no hard evidence from the [[Neurotically Yours]] cartoons that Germaine does have a penis. Again, this is a complete load of crap. Germaine's shemaleness can be proven from the following:
 
 
1) the COMPLETE lack of ANY any reference to Germaine having a hoo-ha in the entire series. Yet Germaine's butt is mentioned every other episode. Clearly, if Germaine had a hoo-ha, it would be mentioned by now. The butt-obsession is also evidence of shemaleness in itself.
 
 
2) In episode 84, [[Foamy]] says unto Germaine ".. the world is full of sick freaks who want to sniff things that have been on your '''BUTT'''." And also, "... here. shove this lolly pop up your '''BUTT''' and you can pay your rent with it." If she had a pussy, would such statements be made?
 
 
3) Somewhere else [[Foamy]] asks "do you have any nuts?" unto Germaine. Not only does this prove Germaine has a nutsack, but supports the theory that Germaine have 3 testicles.
 
 
4) By being a [[shemale]], Germaine renders all those desiring to see her naked [[gay]], thus preforming [[Foamy]]'s '''Squirelly Wrath'''.
 
 
5) She's stalked by Oscar Wilde, proving she is '''definately''' not female.
 
   
 
==See Also==
 
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* [[shemale]]
 
* [[shemale]]
 
* [[Oscar Wilde]]
 
* [[Oscar Wilde]]
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* The cyclops from your belly
   
 
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Germaine's "giant fat a$$" is cleary pointed out by Foamy.

“You have the fattest of asses, you Fat Bastard!”

~ Foamy on Germaine

“I'm proud of my jelly butt.”

~ Germaine on Germaine

Foamy's dumb pet human owner Nothing more than a comedic foil for the series, and a minor character is the Neurotically Yours cartoon; Germaine is most famous for having the fattest ass known to man or squirrel; so saith Foamy, your Lord and Master. Additionally, she is a minor figure in the teachings of the Foaminian Cult Aka the Almighty Church of Foamy aka the Foamy card cult.

Biography[edit]

It is commonly believed that Germaine was born unto human parents umpteen or so years ago. This is complete bull crap! Germaine was created ex nihlo by Foamy in 2002. Immediately after appearing in this world, Germaine then pooped out gave birth unto regurgitated Foamy through her butthole in a miraculous manner protected inside a bumpy polka dotted egg. Thus, in the Almighty Church of Foamy, Germaine plays both the roles of the god-bearer and the ass which is rode into the capital on Palm Sunday.

Some Foaminion theologians have asserted that Foamy's anal "Miraculous" birth was necessary to preserve Germaine's perpetual viginity. This too, is a load of crap. Germaine is, by Foamy's own infallible decree, a "dam Whore, a dam Whore". The real reason is that Germaine is in fact a shemale an alien from the planet Beer, and Foamy regarded it as beneath his Squirelly Dignity to come out her/his/its 11 inch penis.

The Purpose of The Anal Birth of Foamy[edit]

Some impious non believers have wondered why Foamy decided to enter the world via Germaine's jiggly butt fellatio-numbed throat. This is best answered by Foamy himself.

“ It has been prophesized of old that the messiah would come into Jerusalem riding upon an ass. Well, what larger ass is there than Germaine's? And furthermore, instead of merely riding on a ass, I came through one spanked the shit out of one but I digress.”

~ Foamy on being puked into existence by Germaine

Or, as Germaine saith:

“ Ow, my throat hurts and my vagina itches”

~ Germaine on giving anal birth bestial buttsex to Foamy


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