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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Gout.

A gout is a four-legged mammal who knows how to churn its milk to make cheese. But the result of this excretion tastes very similar to smegma and is best avoided.

Mounting gouts is also best avoided unless you want to spend time in gaol also being mounted. Musk from gouts is considered a real delicacy in France and film stars have beeen known to rub it on their nipples to make them sore.