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Helms Deep (just east of [[Camerica]]) was originally founded by 4 gay men who were kicked out of their country, the Shire for their protests on gay marriage, and their gay pride marches. The gay group as is; [[Frodo Baggins]], Samwise Gammy, [[Captain Obvious]] and Candy Pop Drag Queen (who claims to be friends with [[Kid Rock]] and [[Pamela Anderson]]) immediately headed for the South-West areas, when they discovered disco-dancing. They formed a group and became so famous that they ventured in Mordor, a land where only the best dancers can survive. After featuring in seven films ([[Saturday Night Fever|Saturday Night Fever]], [[Saturday Night Fever|Sunday Night Fever]], [[Saturday Night Fever|Monday Night Fever]], [[Saturday Night Fever|Tuesday Night Fever]], [[Saturday Night Fever|Wednesday Night Fever]], [[Saturday Night Fever|Thursday Night Fever]], [[Saturday Night Fever|Scarlett Fever]]), they split up after Frodo became infatuated with liqourice. He later returned to appear in a [[Bono|Run DMC]] video, but after his roles in [[The GodFather|The Godfather]], Frodo could never recapture his camp, androgenous ways. He subsequently became a [[ballerina|ballerina]].
   
 
==Helms Deep Today==
   
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Today, Helms Deep is known as a gay gathering. Even featured celebrities come visit, including Elton John, Roudolf Hitler, George.W. Bush, Gandalf, Jesse Mcartny, Yu-gi-oh fans and the cast of Brokeback Mountain. Tourists often come to get theur picture taken with the giant penis statue that stands in front of the 'Gayslative Building.' Helms Deep has been attacked 27 times, 26 of which the wars were lost. Eventually, the President decided it was a good way to keep gay marriages out of the country for good.
== The place, the man, the story ==
 
 
Helms deep is a place in midle earth in which people eat hamsters for breakfest. it is ussualy inhabited by hobbits, orcs and other creepy firgure things. Helms deep has [[Image:helmsdeep.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Helms deep on a very cold night]] hoo n bouts (such as the famous "helms deep baby eating contest") but its ussualy a place for most people to commit sucide. its really tall and people just climb to the top and fall. When you see helms deep you see a sign that says "Helms deep. we dig it. do you?"
 
 
 
== Wars in Helms Deep ==
 
Helms deep was famous for many, many wars. The most famous one was the rampage of chain smooking college hookers one and two, the second war was "the deans revenge". In this war many sluts, skanks, hoes, and other vital creatures came and tried to rape the deep and steal everything. For every 500 of these hookers, there was a fat slut. this fat slut had no freinds and had a chain around his neck. they used this to kill things. At the end of the hookertastical war, the hookers were about to have victory, until Condom the grey came and saved their lives. Condom had many pills with him. They went and destoryed the hookers. This victory was on December 28th, 1669
 
 
 
[[Image:Cavetroll.jpg|left|thumb|200px|The Fat Slut]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
== Where is it? ==
 
Helms deep is loacted in the[[Image:Eng_flow.gif|left|thumb|200px|Population]] center of the bermuda triangle if you take a right on the way to alberqureqe (hint why the war of the chain smoking hooker wars). It could also be found at your local Toys R us drug dealer store. Many People come here to throw babies, eat babies or just have the grand old "throw a pesant off the wall".
 
 
 
 
[[Image:Eng_diragram.gif|left|thumb|200px|This should give you a basic understanding]]
 

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Helms Deep (just east of Camerica) was originally founded by 4 gay men who were kicked out of their country, the Shire for their protests on gay marriage, and their gay pride marches. The gay group as is; Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gammy, Captain Obvious and Candy Pop Drag Queen (who claims to be friends with Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson) immediately headed for the South-West areas, when they discovered disco-dancing. They formed a group and became so famous that they ventured in Mordor, a land where only the best dancers can survive. After featuring in seven films (Saturday Night Fever, Sunday Night Fever, Monday Night Fever, Tuesday Night Fever, Wednesday Night Fever, Thursday Night Fever, Scarlett Fever), they split up after Frodo became infatuated with liqourice. He later returned to appear in a Run DMC video, but after his roles in The Godfather, Frodo could never recapture his camp, androgenous ways. He subsequently became a ballerina.

Helms Deep Today[edit]

Today, Helms Deep is known as a gay gathering. Even featured celebrities come visit, including Elton John, Roudolf Hitler, George.W. Bush, Gandalf, Jesse Mcartny, Yu-gi-oh fans and the cast of Brokeback Mountain. Tourists often come to get theur picture taken with the giant penis statue that stands in front of the 'Gayslative Building.' Helms Deep has been attacked 27 times, 26 of which the wars were lost. Eventually, the President decided it was a good way to keep gay marriages out of the country for good.