Joseph Stalin

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Uncle Joe
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Enjoys: sitting, long walks on the beach, genocide.
Birth Date: 66 May 6666

Hammer and sickle.pngThe KGB Finds this action, entirely too "Kulak" like.

Eye Colour: Kyle & Hunter
Party: with Kyle & Hunter
Childhood Idol: Kyle & Hunter
Favourite Food: McComrade's and chocolate
Favourite Television Programme: The Kyle & Hunter Show

(He was keen on autobiographical documentaries)

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Boy am i sexy, i love grasping young boys titties -xxXXZzxzXzZXzxzZXzxzXz-1337-XzXZxzxzZXZxZXkYlEzXZXZxzxZxzxzx


Sabrina, Dont Even messWith meh!!!! Im Way Too Kool!

HUNTER-,so yeah, my name is stalin and i like to play dodge ball with my fwendsssss... its boat loads of fun here in communist russia, lol jks.


BOOBS ARE YUMMY, YOU HAVE A BIG TUMMY, YOU LOOK LIKE A BUNNY, AND YOUR NOT FUNNY -kyle and the boyzzzZZZzzZZzzzZzzzZZZZzzzZZzzZzZZ

How Hunter Loved Karen

Hunter and Kyle were once best friends with Stalin at a very young age, they used to go hiking, swimming, and kill americans... but that all ended when Hunter saw Karen. At age seven, Hunter saw Karen for the first time. It was love at first site. They immediately made love, in public, yes. Hunter's chub rose in the air. When Kyle saw this, a deep pain of sadness entered his heart... This changed to anger, he swore he would never lose a friend to a women again, so he killed him self. The End

Young Adulthood

Kyle and Hunter are kooooOooOooOoOooOoOooOooL

SAEPRINA... STAHP

Political career

U MAD SABRINA, I LUV PINAPPLES -kyle

Battles with Hitler, Tarzan, the three headed dragon and Rick James (Bitch!)

I always live by my motto, YOLO SWAG GUCCI SWAG YOLO SWAG SWAG YOLO GUCCI SWAG, it's what made me such an incredible and beautiful person -kyle

Saint Stalin the Mighty

OMNOMNOM, in my tummy


BOYZZZZBDJHGKGSDFBKJCSGKUYDAG, WE DA BEST

Music career

YA GOTTA NOE, BIRD IS DA WORD BRUDDAH

OH YA SHOUT OUT TO MY BOYZZZZ PAHL AND AYDAHN


YOLOSWAG



KKKKKYYYYYLLLLLEEEEE

Stalin's Radio Show

I'M THE BEST


POOPOPOOOOPOPOPPOOOPOOOPOPOOOPOPOPOOOOOPOOOP



YUMYUMYUM, IN MAH TUMM




-KYLE AND DA BOYZZZZ

Stalin's Hosting Career and Chain of Shops

man, i looooovvvveee kfc


IM NOT EVEN BLACK!!!!

Stalinwood

I don't have any thing to say






bleh














poop -kyle

Stalin's Moustache

what do you call a computer that sings?

A DELLLL!!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH



How does a lion like his steak?

MEDIUM.... ROARRRRR

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH



Why did the boy, bring a ruler to bed?

To measure how long, he SLEPT!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!!




What do they call cans in Mexico?

mexiCANS!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!



What is a fish's, favourite country?

FINLAND!!

HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH!!!!




Why did the orange, stop rolling?

CAUSEE IT RAN OUT OF JUICE!!!!

HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!


See also

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