Tito Balboa

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“I stole some of his ideas once”

~ Oscar Wild on Tito Balboa
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Tito Balboa after he invented the Wooden Club

Tito Balboa was a very influential caveman who invented thousand and thousand of concepts and inventions however 99.9% of his inventions and concepts were later stolen and perfected by pathetic douche bags though time.

Early life[edit]

Tito Balboa was the son of an Unknown Male caveman and an Unknown Female caveman, he lived in a ugly and cheep stone cave. He enjoyed doing typical caveman stuff like drawing random people on walls and killing dinosaurs. He was different from other cavemen because he was the only known caveman who had an IQ higher then 10 and he could actually speak. Tito was a very bored child like every other cavemen because TV and the Internets were not yet invented so he developed a new hobby, inventing things.

Things Tito invented[edit]

  • Trash
  • Taking out the trash(invented to get rid of his first invention)
  • Wooden club (useful for killing Dinosaurs)
  • Door
  • Door knob (invented to open his above invention after he trapped himself in his cave)
  • Food
  • potatoes
  • Super Bowl
  • Evil Eye
  • Braces
  • Nuklear Booms
  • Microsoft (stolen by Bill Gates)
  • Drive thru
  • Blow Job
  • Internet
  • Fun
  • School
  • Work
  • Dragons
  • Fire
  • Water
  • Hair Spray
  • Toilet Bowl
  • Pissing on the toilet bowl
  • Money
  • The Telescope
  • Taxes
  • Glasses
  • The letter Q
  • Concept of time
  • Cryogenitic Freezing
  • Walt Disney World
  • The color green
  • God
  • General Eisenhower
  • The laws of Anime Physics
  • And Thousand of others...

Tito Today[edit]

Today Tito can be seen Resting out in his exibit in the national museum of relatively unknown and under respected inventors.

Tito in popular culture[edit]

  • Rocky Balboa was suposed to be a movie dedicated to his life but the producers decided to make it about a retired boxer making a commeback and geting the crap beatin out of him.
  • Cavemans in history
  • The simsons movie (he is set to have a cameo in the angry mob)
  • Uncyclopedia article

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