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Special! Horoscopes election guide!

  • Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22) - Libra requires balance in life. So you have to vote for both Obama and Romney. There are ways.
  • Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 22) - Scorpio, being dark and evil, enjoys torturing animals. Romney gives dogs rides on top of his car. Obama eats them. Vote for Obama.

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