"Woolf: An autobiography"

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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the "questionable parody" of this website called Wikipedia have an article very remotely related to Virginia Woolf.

Woolf: An autobiography is an autobiography of Virginia Woolf. It was written and edited by Virginia Woolf while living in her cabin. It took her six years, sixh months, six days, six hours, six minutes and 5.5 seconds. This doesn't mean, though, that she was a Satan worshiper (Remember the .5 missing). She also took her own pictures of herself with a homemade camera. The pictures were banned, though, due to the United States Law for Pictures Taken with Homemade Cameras. Yeah, it's because of the Camera. What were you thinking? You pervert. You should be taken somewhere where they treat bad people in a bad way.

"Yeah. The autobiography was soo cool that in the opening section, there's a quote that says "This book is so cool. I made it myself in my selfmade cabin with my selfmade children that came out of my vagina although there was never a penis inside in the first place, and I took the picures myself with my homemade camera and all I ever do is do things myself and I am so cool." - Anonymous

According to the New York times "Virginia Woolf is so cool. She is the coolest person ever. I dig her, dude. Far out

According to the Washington Post Virginia Woolf is awesome. Like... far out. I dig her. Even though I have never met her, even though I have never had any evidence that she exists, even though I don't know who she is, even though I never read her books or saw her movies

According to the Miami Herald As far as I'm concerned Virginia Woolfe is one of the most important writters of our era and I'm just really saying this cause I wanna fuck her in the ass 'till the fucking thing bleeds to hell, ya know what I'm sayin'?

Note: The book was printed in a Canon B490 Printer on January of this year (Check your local listings)