Zalgiris Battle is a famous battle of 1514 where united Lithuania and France forces, helped by Mongolian's Golden Horde and Hungary knights, defeated united Teutonic order and Indigenous American Natives forces. About 10 megabytes of people were killed from both sides. Battle marks the end of the Egypt pre-dynastic period and period of big Sun activity, lasting for 37 years.
Also known as:
- Battle of Grunwald
- Battle of Tannenberg
- Žalgirio mūšis
Map of the battle
- Leutenant - Colonel Edgar Allan Poe of France - as the best gunner.
- Captain Towayamba Bison Balls of Sioux - as the best scalper
- Great Chief Vytautas of Lithuania - as the best maneuver
- regular Voltaire of France - best actress
- skinhead Jogaila of Lithuania - best meat
Zalgiris Battle has inspired many great painters, Michelangelo including. You can see his "Battle of Zalgiris" below. There are many great lithuanian, french, teutonic and sioux warriors painted in it. From left to right: Darius, Kęstas, Voltaire, Two Hornets, Charles, Juozux, Shneider, Bismarck, Friedrich, Towayamba, Sitting Bull, Arvydas Sabonis, Lolashvili, Crematory band, Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Voltaire again, Vytautas, Birutė, Erich Maria Remarque, Robocop, Dwight McKarty from Sin City, George W. Bush, Michael Jordan with Michael Jackson from behind, Crazy Horse, Chief Joseph, Ingmar Bergman, ABBA, Robertas, Mindaugas, Arunas, Jogaila, Joan of Arc, Three Musketeers, Juozas Statkevičius, Red Cloud, Myndė, Albinas, Akira Kurosawa, Crazy Frog and many others including Samuel L. Jackson.
- Poles and russians pretend they took part in battle too. Statement: false. Actually they didn't. But yes, pretended.
- Žalgiris battle is the same as Waterloo battle. Statement: false.
- Žalgiris battle has never happened. Statement: false. See conspiracy theories.
- The place of battle currently has many UFO visits and there is strange light at the night here. Statement: true.
- Vangelis album "Death 666 Satana" contains samples from Zalgiris battle. Statement: true.
- Kurt Vonnegut's novel "Slaughterhouse five" is inspired by Zalgiris battle. Statement: partialy true.
- Lithuania and Lithuanians
- Culture of Lithuania
- Geography of Lithuania
- Politics of Lithuania, AMB, Rolandas Paksas
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