10,000 years of darkness
- definition: 10,000 years of darkness (n) - that sate of darkness lasting 9,999 years (rounded to 10,000 for dramatic effect) 2 (vt) the state of being fucked due to the lack of sunlight.
How to Avoid 10,000 Years of Darkness
one may avoid the state of this all-fucking-darkness by not blowing up the sun.this way there will be only 12 hours of darkness each day which is alot cooler than 10,000 years
- What to do if you have been fucked by 10,000 years of darkness
As stated by an ancient egyptian warlord (the last douchebag to blow up the sun)
- "To create the light... kill the living dark."
Personaly, that makes no sense but maybe the dark is alive when there is no sun.
- Theorys About Killing the Living Dark
Other than those ideas there is no known way to get the light to come back other then waiting for a new sun to form which takes 9,999 years, and by this time you will be so fucked by the darkness that the earth will be a ball of ice...