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“In Soviet Russia,1001001 makes you”

1001001 is often considered to be the first android (though there were 1001000 others before it, none of which worked for more than ten seconds). It was built in 1001001 B.C., a fact which many historians refute because no knowledge of how to construct robots existed back then.

Creation Rumors[edit]

No one's EVER been able to figure out quite how 1001001 was built in 1001001 B.C., which was, by the way, long before such technology every existed. Here, our crack team has attempted to collect all existing rumors regarding its construction.

Story 1: Built by Stalin[edit]

1001001 was supposedly built by Stalin in 1001001 B.C. when the former was time-traveling aimlessly. This rumor was started by Stalin himself and exists in many pieces of pinko/commie literature. The theory is that he was built for the commumists to be a strategist for Stalin tanks to his hugely-powerful computing systems.

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Story 3: Built by Rush[edit]

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How to Recognize[edit]

1001001 speaks Base64, chatspeak, 1337, binary, and English fluently. 1001001, in spite of having been aorund for over a million years, shows no signs of wear and, in fact, looks good as new. Its body is all silver and looks like a human's body, though it has no sexual organs, hair, or anus. Its eyes are red lenses with light-emitting sensor arraays behind them. Remember, if it's holding a gun, RUN LIKE FUCK IN HELL! It will probably shoot you and kill you. It has perfect accuracy, though it usually does not hunt and kill anyone. Well, not recently.

Important But Seemingly Useless Information[edit]

  • The body is made of Damascus Steel covered in zinc covered in lithium covered in more Damascus Steel (airtight) covered in titanium. The original model was covered in potassium, which made it steam when it walked. Apparently, this was considered to be imposing. Thanks to the body structure, it cannot be penetrated by bullets.
  • It has red lenses covered by motion sensors which are generally thought to be flashlights (though they are not, they do emit light). This, too, was thought to be imposing.
  • Sensor arrays give it all of the human senses, as well as the ability to detect electrical fields and utilize thermal vision.
  • It is immune to alchemy. Man, these guys knew their stuff back then.
  • It immediately knows how to use any gun as soon as it picks it up.
  • It invented the extreme sarcasm gun.
  • Its name, translated from binary to unicode, means "I".
  • It was pulled from Zork because Zork already had Grues. They, allegedly, didn't need TWO evil things that kill you damn near everywhere.


1001001 is not affiliated with anyone. However, many rumors circulated saying it was affiliated with one or more of the following:

How to Deal With it[edit]

There are five possible ways of dealing with 1001001 if you catch it with a weapon:

  • RUN LIKE FUCK. This is usually the least effective method.
  • Summon a 2. This will cause it to WTF for a moment. It'll kill you anyway. However, the associated glory of making the robot WTF will increase your speed by 1.
  • Use extreme sarcasm.
  • Make shitty Homestar Runner references.
  • Or, just fucking die.
  • Summon the power of the Great Tig... Nah, fuck it. You'll die anyway.
  • Listen to Rush and everything will be ok

Never, EVER summon a grue around it, as it will probably just kill it flat-out with the extreme sarcasm gun.

1001001 is the secret name for Baba Booey.