|1994 WBA Bloodbath World Cup|
Bloodbath World Cup United States 94
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||Does anyone care anyways?
The 1994 Bloodbath World Cup was the First Ever Bloodbath World Cup in the World. Hosted by the States, Italy won it beating Bulgaria in the final 12-11.5 after a bloody gorefeast. Hosted by the United States who beat France in the Bids, who hosted the 1998 Bloodbath World Cup.And Canada (eh?), Israel,
Republic of Ireland, Spain and Portugal. Rwanda was orignally the host, but nobody cared and gave it to USA.
- Mexico put up a decent line-up agansit Jamaica...that doesn't mean they did very good, but they put up a decent line-up. Bearly winning 2-0.
- Haiti suprised Bermuda 10-2.
- Paraguay defeated bolivia head-to-head 10-0
- Colombia druged the Chilean Squad forcing them to withdraw.
- Germany defeated Denmark getting revenge despite losing in the 1992 Euro Final.
- Tiny Island nation Iceland suprinsgley defeated Powerhouse Netherlands in Rotterdam 76-75 in a match that lasted for 2 days producing Riots in the Big Citys of Netherlands.
- Japan defeats rival China with the Score of 10-0.But withdrew due to a big whale that ate its squad.
- Uzebakistan qualified for there first time defeating Powerhouse South Korea
- Wal-Mart's Republic of China qualified defeating Indonesia
- Australia defeated American Samoa masivley 34-0, the largest win in Bloodbath History
- Tahiti defeated Vanuatu 2-1, but withdrew and Kerguelen took there spot
Well, thats how it goes.Now let the games begin!Muhahahaha!
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- The United States played tough and attacked the Italians.But no team even managed to get a single Kill. Even in the Crimey Vice City this match was pretty boring. However, the USA got a draw agansit the Italians, who got 3rd place in the Spitalia' 90. (YES there was Bloodbath World Cups at those times, but the WBA Bloodbath World Cup wasn't its a offical name. Plus, these cups were Unoffical.So the first one was in 1930)
- Guðjohnsen impresivley kicked some but winning the game for Iceland. However, it was pretty boring.
- The Kazakhstans were embaressed in a very bloody game that the Italians won. Nearly all Kazak players were killed. The only survivors was some Kazak fan that beat up a Italian in the Lockers, and the ones on the Benches. Kazakhstan were not into the game untill there captain, Kazak Jimbo Wales, was killed in the First 10 seconds of the Game.
- The United States and Iceland both played poor, but Claudio Reyna came up and just killed a Icy and got a win for the United States.
- United States killed the Kazak team very hard with kick butt players and the Kazak went out of the Cup. But all the survivng members and Coach said it wasen't worth a shot to even win it.
- Iceland didn't play very bad at the 1994 Bloodbath World cup, but failed to qualify for the Stages. Though a week before the Cup started, Iceland beat Italy 2-0.
- Bulgaria shocked Uruguay getting a 1-1 draw in the Group. Bulgaria have been a weak team since other times, but a 1-1 draw agansit Uruguay could help them even reach the Finals.
- The Solomon Islanders kicked off a good start agansit Wal-Mart's Republic of China winning 1-0. Making a exiting match since the Solomon Islanders defeated New Zealand and Won a qualifier agansit the Sandwich Islands.
- Uruguay thrased Wal-Marts Republic of China and was blood thirsty. Looking for kills, Rodriquez, Recoba, and Silva got kills for the Uruguayn team. Dominating the South American Qualifiers and Dominating the game.
- The Solomon Defense were no good agansit European Giants Bulgaria.Bulgaria thrashed them 6-1.Shitoven and Skolbou getting 3 kills at a time. Only Patrick Amba-Skibow scored for the Solomons.
- The Solomon Islanders didn't play too bad.Patrick Amba-Skibow actully got an opener giving giving the Solomons a 2-0 lead. However, Uruguay's Hierro got 4 kills and the Solomons failed to qualify
- Bulgaria eliminated the Wal-Mart's Republic of China in a 3-0 win over them. Though they qualifyed the Report was boring
- The Mexicans embaressed and thrashed Uzebakistan 6-0, but a Uzbek was so sad he Commited Suicde getting a win for Mexico.
- A unexpected draw came out for Pakistan as they drew oceania giants Australia. Though they were trailing, Al-Jihadman scored and finshed the game to 1-1 for Pakistan
- Mexico got a 6-1 win over Pakistan witch the Mexicans said it was "Easy Work".The Pakis need to start playing some good Bloodbath. Like there recent draw to Australia in the World Cup
- The Australians got another poor result with a 6-6 draw with the Asian sucking squad of Uzbekistan. At first Australia had a 6-0 lead but the Uzbeks got 6 kills.
- Australia went through the Second Round winning Mexico 2-1. Nothing Here really.It was an OK match, though nothing exiting about it.
- Though Pakistan won, they failed to qualify for the stages. Nuff' said
- This match was so boring Spain were the team that got the only Kill in the whole game. El Paso Garcia was the only one that got a kill. A decent kill on a Sniper Kill.But the summary was a boring as hell as the match.
- Colombia atleast got a kill agansit Russia but only one. Another yawning match.
- Sweden were only able to get a 4-4 draw. Oh well, at least it wasn't quite boring as the last matches were.
- An undermanned Russian squad (it was flu season in Russia) famously shocked The Spanish Squad. 3 players, <insert name here>, Vodka, and Joseph Stalian all got 1 kill famousley killing 3 Spanish players in New York
- Some drug dealer kill a spaniard. But match was sooooooooo Boring, Gonzalez is able to unflog it. But it was so boring still. Colombia however qualified for the Knockout
- This match was boring again. Nothing here. Sweden won, but was knocked out
- Cameroon and Paraguay played in Style, but they only got 6-6 in the match. Ayala, Gun, G.Uranai, and Milla all scored in the Match. But Ended up 6-6
- The first ever penelty was scored here. Thailand scored and PW3ND the Haitians. But the Report was boring
- Paraguay won 4-2 against Thailand, who beat Haiti. Paraguay fans said "¡VIVA LA PARAGUAY!". Of course Thailand shouted back "¡MATANZA LA PARAGUAY!" A fight between the fans of the two nations broke out after the match was over, resulting in the death of your teacher.(Sorry about that joke, im only trying to document what happend OK)
- Cameroon took Haiti to the Trash becuase Haiti wasen't really into the match.Cameroon easily took them out to the trash.With a gorefesting 7 kills in the Whole match.
- A rather gore-festing match with 8 kills scored.Nothing but Thailand ou of the Cup
- Boring match, and obvious.
- Nigeria played well and Brazil only killed one Nigerian.Another Boring summary
- Though played in Iraq, the Iraqis lost to Germany in Gehard Muller killing 3 Iraqis witch didn't care for there team.
- In a bloody, dangerous match, 6 iraqis were killed.5 of the Iraqis went to play some SimCity.However, the 6 remaing Iraqis on the field were killed by Ronaldo and Zico
- In a suprising match Nigeria defeated the German Side 6-4.Nidjek even got the opener.The Germans were embaressed by this.
- Another gorefesting match with 17 kills scored.Adolf Hitler even got 9 for germany.But this didn't mean germany didn't went to the Second Round.Due to the lack of teams in the cup, Germany was invited to compete in the Second Round
- Nigeria went to win the match and advanced to the next round
Round of 16
- The United States played very well agansit Cameroon in there only world cup apperance making the game very bloody.11 cuasitalies were cuased.3 Americans were killed while 8 Cameroon players were killed.This match lasted over 9 hours and 76 minutes.Cameroon actully was winning 3-0, but the US catched up.
- Mexico defeated the Uruguayans 9-5.Though the match was good, the Report was boring as always.
- Another shocking famous result was that Nigeria scored 7 kills agansit the Aussies.Nidjek, Over, and The Nigerian Alligator all killed seven Autralians.They were able to get back while down 2-0 when Steve Irwin sniped and assasinated 2 Nigerians.This match was one of the more exiting matches as the Nigerians continue there campaign.
- Ol' foes Paraguay and Brazil are playing in a Brutality Cup.The Paraguayns won the 1992 South American Championships while Brazil were Number 1.When it look liked Brazil was gonna win, Paraguay got 10 kills and Brazil only got 9 with 19 kills ever scored.This is one of the most bloodiest matches in the world cup.Even bloodier than the Previous 3 matches.This match also only lasted 5 Hours and 87 Minutes.
- As another Shocking result came when Bulgaria defeated Colombia.The Bulgarians lined up with a Very good start with quality players such as Shitstove, Shitoven, Shukoduku, Alaboopoopoo, and others brutaly killed the Colombians.With good players.But Bulgaria advanced to the finals.
- Bloody match, but obvious.
- A boring match but Italy kicked German Ass
- Italy supuringlsey defeated Spain with 13 kills ever killed in the Match.Materzzi is able to Inflict 6 kills.Pizza is able to kill 2 Players.Fransico Franco tried to fight back but it didn't work becuase the Italians were to strong
- This match nearly lasted 50 hours.One of the most longest running matches ever in the whole ever history.Bulgaria advanced to the Semi-Finals in very bloody match.
- Nigeria were randomly selected to take part in the World Cup Semi-Finals.
- America vs Italy.This was a rematch in the First match in Group A.America once again attacked.But Fransico Totti was able to Kill 3 americans giving Italy a Victory.It was an alright match.But the Report is as boring as Always.
- The Nigerians fought hard agansit the Bulgarians so hard they nearly won the Match.However, Bulgaria prevailed killing the Nigerians with a Score of 8-9.Nidjek played well for the Nigerians.
3rd Place Match
- The United States played well agansit the Killer Eagles who had Nidjek.But Micky Mouse got a Hat-Trick dominating the Nigerians for the US to have a Bronze 3rd
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|Italian Fighter Plane (12)
- Italy were prepared to take on Bulgaria, who had dominated the Whole Cup,but were almost brutally mauled when Bulgaria substituted Putek with the naturalised Brazilian Caramba(known for his M60 prowess),who proved to be one of Bulgaria's greatest players.The most interesting moment of the final was when Stittyt was given a free shot,so he scored 2 defenders + critically wounding a third with a well placed Mortar round into the subs bench. However some Italian Fighter Plane came and killed all the Bulgarians in the Field and one in the Bench. Making Italy the Champion.