# 666 (number)

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THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST ISN'T ACTUALLY 666,

666 is often mistaken to be the number of beast. For correction, see 616. What the Hell???

Coincidence?... i think not muhuhahaha!!!1111

The telephone number of the Diablo. i poop on everything

Alternatively, the Chinese food order of the Beast. With really crispy duck.

In ancient Greece they believed that the whore of Mt. Olympus had three gold 6's enscribed upon her knockers.

Proven in a 1997 poll to be Barney's favorite number.

The number of kids Paris Hilton did it with before turning 12.

Also, Paulo Coelho's secret ID number, since there's flames in his new HP commercial. Flames is for hell. Hell is for Satan. Satan is for 666. My fridge is quite empty.

The last one doesn't count.

## Numerology

It will come as no surprise to advanced mathematicians(such as Mike Shinoda), better known as numerologists, that 666*1337/42 = 21,201. This not being a Fibonacci number, nor Π, whilst still repeating, proves beyond the light of a doubt that 666 is clearly a number to be reckoned with.

${\displaystyle 100xMyass+Isuckatmath=666=IronMaiden...AWESOME!IloveitwhenmathsworksouttoIronMaiden!}$

## The beast's Number Rising

• No BS. Since ALGORE (6) invented the net, it is altogether fitting the following is about to happen: False flag hacker attacks on financial inst, hackers will hit defense department..HARD, porn on AOL's homepage, and CNN??? Well, Gretta Van Sustern's sex tape will finally see the light of day.
• Those hacker attacks in addition to the country-wide content filter (now being implemented) causing pony express speeds on the net; our wonderful 'jonny-on-the-spot' government will be ready with a grand solution. Internet II, newly named the Global Grid, will come online. A division, called Guarded Global Grid, will be a special 'ultra-safe-because-its-guarded-isn't-it-perfect?' monitored net where no terrorism is able to run amok. Immediately, all financial institutions will move to the GGG and all transactions will be completed through it. While everyone is distracted with the specter of 'THE CHIP', RFID, the GGG will overtake all facets of global exchange. The GGG will be 'free' (see medicare) and to log onto any of the numerous public GGG terminals, all you will have to do is scan your thumbprint. How nifty! This ID system will be known as ATLAS (American Transaction Link Access System). Businesses will quickly catch on (FL already requires thumbprint to sell in pawnshops) and all money will be tracked via your thumbprint. A rash of victims showing up with no thumbs and no money will prompt the wonderful, always thinking in our best interest government to roll out ISIS. The Iris Signature Identification System. His mark realized.
• Notice the ID systems are aptly named after gods.

## Fun facts

• Taken from the ancient roman number 669.
• Rotated it will result in 999 or ggg.
• VISA is another, little known form of the mark of the beast:

VI=6 (Roman Numerals) S=6 (Greek) A=6 (Babylonian)

• Ronald Reagan's house number was 666, but he had the number changed to hide his secret identity as Satan. Ronald Reagan's first, middle, and last names all have six letters in them, as did his nickname, the "Gipper". He was known as the "Teflon" president which has 6 letters in it. Also, he was voted to become President in 1980. Add 1+9+8+0 and you get 18, which is 6+6+6.
• Ancient Romans used to identify citizenship with a mark of "666" arranged in a "triskele" pattern with the "tails" pointing inward. Consequently, the Roman Empire was smashed by the Visigoths, who rightfully thought that any civilization that marked themselves with cutesy widdle three-petaled flowers were total wusses.
• Al Gore's name in all lowercase letters, when added up with each character's ASCII value, adds up to 666. This is undeniable proof that the world narrowly avoided the Apocolypse, the Rapture, Revelation, and all that hoopla in the 2000 election.
• On a telephone pad, "Mom" aka Ministry of Magic is spelled with the digits 666. Also: MoM is the greatest band EVAH!
• Speaking of "Mom", I did your mom 666 times last night while you were sleeping. WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!!!!! Now I'm tired.
• Barney the Purple Dinosaur is also known as Satan, because: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR, in classic latin letters: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR. And then C + V + V + L + D + I + V = 100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5 = 666
• The numbers on a Roulette wheel, 1-36, when added together, equal 666.
• B vi vi = 666, which is undisputable proof that vi is the editor of the beast.
• I have 666 on the back of my scalp!
• The Apple I went on sale in 1976 for \$666.66 which has nothing whatsoever to do with this article. Any similarity between Steve Jobs and Satan is purely coincidental.
• 666 Is the most aewsome numbers that you can imagine,what could really be more aewsome then these three six'es,SIX SIX SIX!

## The Top 666 Variations of 666 that have been Done to Death

• -666 {the Number of the Beast's charity worker identical twin)
• 0.666 (the Number of the Millibeast)
• 42
• 69 (the Number of the Pimpbeast)
• 333 (the Demi-Christ)
• 555 (the Little Brother of the Beast)
• 667 (the Wannabeast)
• 668 (the Neighbor of the Beast)
• 664-668 (the Neighborhood of the Beast)
• \$665.99 (the Retail Price of the Beast)
• \$705.91 (the Maryland Retail Price of the Beast)
• \$565.99 (the Wal-Mart Price of the Beast)
• \$465.99 (the Wal-Mart Price of the Beast, twenty minutes after you bought it)
• 696 (the Beast's number when that middle six flips over its bloody screw again and GOD why can't I tighten this screw)
• 777 Jesus fckzn j00
• 999 (the Number of the Aussie Beast)
• 1337 (the Number of the L33t Beast)
• 616 (the mark of the typo beast)
• Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia (the Irrational Fear of the Beast)
• 25.8069758 (the square root of the Beast)
• 443556 (the Beast squared)
• 111 (the Number of the Beast divided by 7 --Goderic 20:42, 6 January 2008 (UTC))
• 36,926,037 (the Beast cubed)
• 166 (the number of the whore)
• -0.80901699437494742410229341718282 (the sine of the Beast)
• (666) (the area code of the Beast)
• 66666-666 (the Zip Code of the Beast)
• 606 (The Number of the faux-Beast)
• 352.22 (Temperature (°C) of the Beast)
• 625.37 (Temperature (K) of the Beast)
• 2 x 3 x 3 x 37 (the Prime Factorization of the Beast)
• 54° (Reference Angle of the Beast)
• Hexhexhexium (the chemical element of the Beast)
• 666-66-6666 (Social Security Number of the Beast)
• IBM stands for 666. I=6; B=6; M=6.
• 6,666,666 (The Number of the Megabeast)
• 279 (Not the Number of the Beast)
• 144 (the Number of the bitch)
• 911 (The toll free number for Babylonia)
• 1010011010 (the number of the Beast's computer)
• 29A (the number of the Beast's hex editor)
• Rokurokuroku (The weaboo beast)
• 6.6.6.6.6.6 (The IP6 address of The Beast and his brother, Clyde)
• Room 237 (the Kubrick's Beast)
• 611 (The emergency phone number of the Beast)
• 1339992 (The number of Doomsday 2012 x the Mark of the Beast)
• 55 (S (19) + A (1) + T (20) + A + N (14) = 55)
• 1666 (The year of the Beast)
• 66 (The missing limb of the Beast)
• 666-666-0666 (The fax number of the Beast)
• 6:6:6:6 The ratio of the pound cake that Satan eats)
• 0.0666 (The number of the Microbeast)
• 0.00666 (The number of the Nanobeast)
• Ohio (The state of the Beast)
• 666666.666 feet (The location of the Beast underground)
• 666-6666 (The license plate of the Beast)
• June 6, 2006 I had anal sex with a hellcat speaking tongues and taking it in the ass.
• http://www.satanonly.com/About-Satan/666 (The website of the Beast, still in development!)
• 1010011010 (The binary number of the Beast)
• 666 (Makes my ass itch)
• Interstate 66: The 1st six is the word Interstate