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ASL (or A/S/L) is an internet-speak acronym, which literally translates as "I want to have cybersex with you". It is used instead of just saying "I want to have cybersex with you" because it is shorter and more to the point. It also makes the person who is asking appear really cool, because saying "wanna cyber" is just so 4th-grade.

The Masters of the Internet have made ASL the official online mating call.

Example of Use[edit]

kranYo: hey
kranYo: asl minty4
minty4: 12/M/Up ur ass
kranYo: LeTs GeT It On!!!!