A wizard probably did it

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WOW! IT'S EITHER SO GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING MAGICAL OR IT'S NOTHING, NOTHING WHATSOEVER!! NO, I'M TELLING YOU, THIS THING IS EITHER SO TITS MAGICAL IT SUCKS THE JIZZ OUT OF YOU JUST BY LOOKING AT IT OR IT'S GROUND MUD!! NO IN-BETWEEN PAISLEY GAY FAIRY DUST, PURE STOKIN' WIZARD OR STFU, BABY!! HOT DAMN!!