Adolf Satan

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Biographical information
Homeworld

USA

Physical description
Species

Geezer

Gender

E-male

Height

5 ft

Hair color

grey (dyed brown)

Eye color

constantly deteriorating

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

2006-present

  • The first grindcore band with teenagers. And we thought all teenage musicians made was crappy teenybopper fodder, thank goodness!
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Adolf Satan is an American grindcore band from Columbus, Ohio, which formed in 2006. The band consist of vocalist Evan "Damien" Whitskey (b. Sep 30, 1991), drummer Blake Mattson (b. Aug 25, 1994), and guitarist/bassist Simon Gruwell (b. Jan 21, 1992). Their song titles and lyrics are consistently humourous, like Anal Cunt, a grindcore band which was around a heck of a lot longer than these guys.

Discography[edit]

EPs[edit]

  • Adolf Satan (November 14, 2006)
    • CBUS 3:45
    • Blake the Cadaver 4:05
    • Hear Us on the Fuckin' Radio 5:01
    • Hellish 3:12
    • Laughing About Maggi And Emma's Cat Dying
    • No More Games 0:42
    • America Destroyed 1:32
    • We're Not Rap Metal, You Fucking Retard 1:41
  • Governmental Pig (October 23, 2007)
    • Governmental Pig 3:11
    • Duuurrrr, I'm in America! 4:46
    • Yard Waste is Good For the Environment 0:53
    • Rape is Fun 1:41
    • Weed is Safe 0:41
    • 1939 3:24
    • Pig Wearing A Top Hat 0:49
    • Even Napalm Death Couldn't Write Songs About Governmental Retardedness 0:39
    • Bullshit Mudshovel 1:09
    • Abolish Abstinence 6:09

Studio Albums[edit]

  • Being A Dad Must Suck A Lot of Cock (January 15, 2008)
    • My Dad Sucks 0:11
    • Traitor!!! 1:04
    • Dear Dad, You Suck 0:39
    • I Hate Maggi 1:11
    • Blake Has the Shittiest Grades 1:13
    • I Hope You, My Idiot Dad, Get Testicular Cancer and Die Asshole 1:34
    • I Love Failing My Classes 0:32
    • Puking Can Sometimes Be Funny 1:04
    • Simon's Birthday is Coming Up 1:17
    • Your IQ's like 3, Right? 1:09
    • A Mutha Fuckin' Funny 0:42