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“Many times have I fantasized of raping Akon.”
"Akon Moves Like An Man, Looks Like An Ape" - Phil Collins on Akon
Aliaune Thiam (pronounced Ape Man holding a Banana)(born April 16, 1973),better known by his stage name Akon (pronounced /ˈeɪkɒn/)is a Wolf Senegalese-American hip hop and R&B singer-songwriter, rapper, and record producer whos singing style is of a women pitched voice. He is best known for swinging between trees and singing "Yeee-hooooo, Woooo-hoooo" in the set of the scene of Gwen Stefani's 'Akon's Sweet Escape (From the zoo)' Music Video. Akon did an an entire world tour with Gwen Stefani, with the crowd bursting into laughter each time Akon went "Yee-hoooooo, Wooo-hoooo", while romping around Gwen's legs on all fours, ocassionally peeking up her short skirt. Akon rose to power after his collaboration with Gwen Stefani. His second album, Konvicted, earned him a Grammy Award nomination for the single "Smack That Gwen Stefani's a**."
In most of his new songs he forgets the lyrics and just sings the same thing over and over (BA NA NA NA NA NA..) this appears in all R&B "music"
Akon was born in the African Safari Jungle where his mother (half ape/half human) injected him with growth hormones and that was basicly the end of his early life...
- Asia In General
- The Blob
- G Unit
- Wal Mart
- Sams Club
- Chuck Norris
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
- The Mayonaise monster
Akon is inbred between Human, Gorilla, Ape and Chimpanzee, and has admitted so on numerous occasions, there have been allegations that Akon was a hardcore gay pornstar before becoming involved in the pile of shite some beings with half a brain cell call music.
Early in 2006, Akon was arrested for raping a Gorilla.
- Big Bird
- Carolina Panthers Team Mascot
- South Africa
- Lady Gaga
- The Devil (Satan)
- JB :
- Marium =D!
- Micheal Jackson
- Hanna Montanna
- Jonas Brothers A.k.a his gay lovers