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Birth Name: Two Dogsa Fucking
Born: April 16, 1973 (1973-04-16) (age 35),Dakar, Senegal
Genre(s): R&B, hip hop, reggae
Occupation(s): Singer-songwriter, record producer
Label(s): Do Not Iron
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“All your Akon are belong to us!”

~ CATS on Akon

"Akon Moves Like An Man, Looks Like An Ape" - Phil Collins on Akon

Aliaune Thiam (pronounced Ape Man holding a Banana)(born April 16, 1973),better known by his stage name Akon (pronounced /ˈeɪkɒn/)is a Wolf Senegalese-American hip hop and R&B singer-songwriter, rapper, and record producer whos singing style is of a women pitched voice. He is best known for swinging between trees and singing "Yeee-hooooo, Woooo-hoooo" in the set of the scene of Gwen Stefani's 'Akon's Sweet Escape (From the zoo)' Music Video. Akon did an an entire world tour with Gwen Stefani, with the crowd bursting into laughter each time Akon went "Yee-hoooooo, Wooo-hoooo", while romping around Gwen's legs on all fours, ocassionally peeking up her short skirt. Akon rose to power after his collaboration with Gwen Stefani. His second album, Konvicted, earned him a Grammy Award nomination for the single "Smack That Gwen Stefani's a**."

In most of his new songs he forgets the lyrics and just sings the same thing over and over (BA NA NA NA NA NA..) this appears in all R&B "music"

Oh yeah Akon also signed a major record deal with Dyson.

Early Life[edit]

Akon was born in the African Safari Jungle where his mother (half ape/half human) injected him with growth hormones and that was basicly the end of his early life...




Personal Life[edit]

Akon is inbred between Human, Gorilla, Ape and Chimpanzee, and has admitted so on numerous occasions, there have been allegations that Akon was a hardcore gay pornstar before becoming involved in the pile of shite some beings with half a brain cell call music.


Early in 2006, Akon was arrested for raping a Gorilla.


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