Al Gorem

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Basic Info[edit]

Al Gorem is the illegitimate child of Al Gore and Golem/Smeagul. A little known fact about Golem/Smeagul is that (s)he is a man/woman, an extreme medical case only previously seen on Micheal Jackson and Marilyn Manson (there is scientific dibate on whether Rosie O'Donell is afflicted). Fearing he would be dicovered having an intimate relationship with a swamp thing a second time(Gore was previously involved with Democratic Senator John Kerry's wife Teresa). Al Gore buried Gorem, but not before Gorem's mother Smeagul gave him the ancient ring of power. This is a different ring than the ones made famous by the documentary trilogy 'The Lord of the Rings', for it causes Global Warming. The ring was originally developed at Area 51 to counter a Russian Doomsday machine. Golem obtained the ring by seducing the commanding genral with large amounts of Mary Jane, Golem's former mistess and Spiderman's current girlfriend. Realizing that the Ring's power would eventually kill off mankind Al Gore did what any good politician should do in a crisis, make a crapload of money. Gore did this through a movie advertising the fact were all going to die. Gorem's location is currently a mystery, though it is suspected he plays a bit part in 'The Hills Have Eyes 2'. 16:09, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

Early Life[edit]

Al Gorem was born on June 6, 2006 in a cave called Los Angeles, somewhere in California. Gorem had a traumatic first month of life in which he tried to bite into the cave walls of solidified smog. A tumor developed only a week later which would hve