Alabama State Cheesecake Factory
"Alabama never had a chesecake factory, you fool. Whatever you have been told is a lie, a rotten lie, you stingy little asslicker. Get off my property."
"I'll teach you to call my state a cheesecake factory."
"Sir I just wanted..."
But Timmy never got to finnish his sentance. At that moment one million pounds of Iraqi ordanace hit him square in the face. He stumbles to the ground, unable to breathe, dead. Somewhere in Washington George Bush calls a jihad on Afghanistan. The world is saved. Timmy is brought back to life. Hooray! Hooray!
Ten Months Later:
"We are gathered here today to morn the death of Timmy Timson, killed by the Iraqi infidels. That day I put a jihad on them. They will die. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." - George W. Bush (Ruler of the World, Supreme Leader of Everyone, Protector of the Peace, Mr. Cool of the Fatherland. Salute!