Alexander Fleming (or Alexei Flemish Cyrillic: Aпежц Щпемищ to his Kommunista pals) was a Scottish suicide bomber and Nobel Prize for literature recipient. In early biblical times he discovered Penicillin (though this is disputed by Bono who claims to have discovered it) but decided that releasing it in the late 1930's would mean lots more moolah. These actions bestowed upon him the wrath of Jesus, however as he didn't believe in Jesus, nothing happened.
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