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Lawful Liberal[edit]

A Lawful Liberal acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A Lawful Liberal character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful Liberal combines honour and compassion. The Lawful Liberal often gets beaten up after school.

Neutral Liberal[edit]

A Neutral Liberal does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral Liberal means doing what is good without bias for or against order. The Neutral Liberal loses lunch money to the whims of bullies and aggresive nations.

True Libertarian[edit]

A True Libertarian acts as his conscience directs him with little regard for what others expect of him. He makes his own way, but he's kind and benevolent. He believes in goodness and right but has little use for laws and regulations. He hates it when people try to intimidate others and tell them what to do. He follows his own moral compass, which, although good, may not agree with that of society. True Libertarian combines a good heart with a free spirit.

Bureaucrat[edit]

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A Bureaucrat acts as law, tradition, or a personal code directs them. Order and organisation are paramount to them. They may believe in personal order and live by a code or standard, or they may believe in order for all and favour a strong, organised government. Bureaucrats are reliable and honourable without being zealots.

Independent, "Undecided"[edit]

The cross-breed. Although sometimes ramming trees that resemble Oprah from a distance, they are actually a good choice.

An Independent does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most Independents exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a person thinks of good as better than evil - after all, he would rather have good neighbours and rulers than evil ones. Still, he's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some Independents, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. Independent means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion.

Green Party[edit]

Only ruthless bankers can join the Green Party, like Yoshi.

Green Party members follow their own whims. They are individualists first and last. They value their own liberty but don't strive to protect others' freedom. They avoid authority, resent restrictions, and challenge traditions. Green Party members do not intentionally disrupt organisations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, they would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from themselves suffer). A Green Party member may be unpredictable, but their behaviour is not totally random. They are not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it (that would be a Blue Party member). The Green Party represents true freedom from both society's restrictions and a do-gooder's zeal.

Lawful Republican[edit]

A Lawful Republican methodically takes what he wants within the limits of his code of conduct without regard for whom it hurts. He cares about tradition, loyalty, and order but not about freedom, dignity, or life. He plays by the rules but without mercy or compassion. He is comfortable in a hierarchy and would like to rule, but is willing to serve. He condemns others not according to their actions but according to race, religion, homeland, or social rank. He is loath to break laws or promises.

This reluctance comes partly from his nature and partly because he depends on order to protect himself from those who oppose him on moral grounds. Some Lawful Republicans have particular taboos, such as not killing in cold blood (but having underlings do it) or not letting children come to harm (if it can be helped). They imagine that these compunctions put them above unprincipled villains.

Some Lawful Republicans commit themselves to evil with a zeal like that of a crusader committed to good. Beyond being willing to hurt others for their own ends, they take pleasure in spreading evil as an end unto itself. They may also see doing evil as part of a duty to an evil deity or master. Lawful Republican represents methodical, intentional, and frequently successful evil.

Neutral Republican[edit]

This rare beast lives only in the alleyways of Porto Rico.

A Neutral Republican does whatever he can get away with. He is out for herself, pure and simple. He sheds no tears for those he kills, whether for profit, sport, or convenience. He has no love of order and holds no illusion that following laws, traditions, or codes would make her any better or more noble. On the other hand, he doesn't have the restless nature or love of conflict that a Chaotic Republican has. Some Neutral Republicans hold up evil as an ideal, committing evil for its own sake. Most often, they are devoted to evil deities or secret societies. Neutral Republicans represent pure evil without honour and without variation.

Chaotic Republican[edit]

His favorite catch-phrase is "Flame On!"

A Chaotic Republican does whatever her greed, hatred, and lust for destruction drive him to do. He is hot-tempered, vicious, arbitrarily violent, and unpredictable. If she is simply out for whatever he can get, he is ruthless and brutal. If she is committed to the spread of evil and chaos, she is even worse. Thankfully, his plans are haphazard, and any groups she joins or forms are poorly organized. Typically, Chaotic Republicans can be made to work together only by force, and their leader lasts only as long as he can thwart attempts to topple or assassinate her. Chaotic Republican is sometimes called Radical Republican because they are totally radical. Chaotic Republican represents the destruction not only of beauty and life but also of the order on which beauty and life depend.