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America is pregnant with promises and anticipation, but is murdered by the hand of the inevitable...

~ Emerlist Davjack (Food Critic)
America's greatest cartographers, Roy Rogers and Wendy King-McDonald, produced this definitive map of America.
For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article very remotely related to America.

Basically "America" is a big fucking pig which got their ass kicked by a bunch of rice farmers