Americanism

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Americanism is a term sometimes used to describe what the whole god damn world is doing or some sort of strange mental disease. In a bid to become more obese and have crappy education, most populations start eating alot and talk with stupid accents. They also add words to the english language, and start to spell words that already exist; differently. For some reason, all of this is thought of as something that will make you and your country better. However in the opinion of those who have survived this pandemic, it sucks ass. How is eating large amounts of pie and family sized lasagne all day is considered a hobby in America? but soon it will be worldwide and normal. Please don't delete this, i have yet to learn the ways of your uncyclopediaism.