Amsterdamn is a fairly common name originating from the Dutch when colonising new areas of land whilst stoned. Some of the more famous are the Welsh Amsterdamn, renamed to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch when it was realised what a stupid name Amsterdamn was.
Another famous Amsterdamn is located, surprisingly in Holland, where its inhabitants main passions involve biting the heads off Whippets. This is unsafe and not adviseable as a replacement to your usual Kitten Huffing, though there are many rare forms of kitten that can actually be bought over the counter in Amsterdamn.
Rare, Exotic & Spleen Melting Intoxicants
- The rare and fabled lesser spotted kitty
- The long feared Orange Up-Fucking Kitten of Death
- The Dutch Daffodil eating kitten (Warning, may cause side effects not limited to but including delusions of being God or Jesus, farting, vomiting & the inability to spell the word Metriculated. Effects not usually permanent.)