Angry British Guy

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WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, YANK????

YOU THERE! YOU DUMB YANK WITH THAT STUPID YANK LOVIN' SMILE!!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DRAGGING YOU'RE WORTHLESS, STUPID FANNY ON BRITISH TERRITORY FOR??? FOR THE REST OF THIS ARTICLE, I'M GONNA BE ALL UP ON YOUR AMERICA WORSHIPPING, QUEEN HATING FANNY!!!!

YOU'RE PATHETIC[edit]

YOU SALAD DODGIN', LAGER DRINKING SUN OF A SLAG!!!! GO AHEAD AND TRY TO OPEN THAT SHITHOLE ON YOUR BONCE!!!!! A STUPID YANK LIKE YOU COUGHS UP A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS EVERY TIME HE TRIES TO SPEAK!!!! OI, YOU GONNA CRY TO YOUR MUMMY, YOU STUPID YANK?????? YEAH THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT; MUMMY! REAL ENGLISH - SEMI COLON APOSTROPHE!!!! YOU COULDN'T GET WITH ANOTHER GIRL IF YOU TRIED, WITH THAT BONE IDLE, BEANBAG OF A DICK OF YOURS!!!

YOU HATE BRITAIN[edit]

I BET YOU'D BUGGER UP THE QUEEN IF YOU GOT THE CHANCE, YOU SNAKE!!!!! YOU JUST COME UP HERE WITH THAT STUPID, PILE OF TOSH YOU CALL A LIFE, AND EXPECT EVERYONE TO JUST BOW DOWN TO THAT STUPID BARACK OBAMA YOU GOT RUNNING YOUR PIECE OF SHIT LITTLE COUNTRY??????? YOU JUST HAD TO TAKE A SHIT IN KING GEORGE'S MOUTH WITH THAT DUMB LITTLE SHOOTUP IN THE COLONIES, DIDN'T YOU?? YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL SO BLOODY AWESOME WITH THOSE DUMB NIGGERS ON MTV, DON'T YOU?????

YOU'RE NOT A COUNTRY[edit]

YOU KNOW WHAT I DECIDED, WANKER?? THAT DUMBASS LITTLE SHITHOLE OF A NORTH AMERICA YOU GOT STILL BELONGS TO THE BRITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT FLAG OFF YOUR HOUSE AND KISS THE QUEEN'S BOOT, TRAITOR! WHAT??? NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU GOT ME BORED!!!!!JUST GO JUMP OFF THE WHITE TOWER AND LET AN ELEPHANT PISS ON YOUR BODY, YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF BOLLOCKS!!!!!!