Animal sacrifice

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A poor man unaware of the consequences of animal sacrifice.

When in situation of danger, some animals will sacrifice themselves to their enemies to give the chance to their families and friends to survive.

For example, it is common knowledge that some flies will intentionally go right into your eye when you're riding your bike so you go around unbalanced and crash into the nearest post. This way, families of flies are saved from your destructive high-speed velocity fly-slaughtering machine of death on wheels.