Anna Nicole Kidman

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Anna Nicole Kidman[edit]

Anna Nicole Kidman is an ostrich with jeeps for arms. So, like, if she wants to grab something, she has to get the car keys and start up one of her arms. Luckily she has an enormous circle of friends who's sole function is to start up her jeep arms.

Circle of Friends[edit]

Anna Nicole is actually incredibly mean for an ostrich. She has no redeeming qualities. Making this very ironic.

Phobias[edit]

Anna Nicole Kidman is fiercly afraid of low-fat icecream and Robert Plant post Zepelin solo albums.

I Know[edit]

I know this article isn't satirical. It's funny to my friend who wrote 2864 though and our friends who we've shown it to got a kick out of it.

See Also:[edit]

2864
Humatoads

External links[edit]

Google[1], the most famous Christian search engine in the world.