Anti-Freedom Party

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The Anti-Freedom Party is a political party in the United States of America, founded in 1883 by Adolf Hitler and Benjamin Darklighter. It has produced notable presidents such as King Louis XIV, Donnie Osmond, and the first female president, Baberaham Lincoln.

Baberaham Lincoln[edit]

Baberaham Lincoln was the first female President of the United States of America. She was born in the state of Tatooine, but later moved to Ohello. She was responsible for starting the American-Vatican War, during which the forces of Vatican City conquered Memphis and the crack-cocaine rich land of Texas. She was the first U.S. President to have breast implants.