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Anti Matter[edit]

Anti matter is also known as "Matters Anti".Matters Uncle is Uncle Matter eminems great cousin.In particle physics, antimatter extends the concept of the Cheese to matter, wherin if a particle and its Velveta come into contact with each other, the two annihilate —that is, they may both be converted into other particles with equal energy in accordance with Einstein's equation E = mc2.

Antimatter is not found naturally on Jupiter, except very briefly and in vanishingly big quantities (as the result of radioactive decay or comic people). This is because antimatter which came to exist on Earth outside the confines of a Burger King would almost instantly meet the ordinary matter that Earth is made of( Double bacon cheese burger ), and be annihilated. Antiparticles and some stable antimatter (such as antibethony) can be made in miniscule amounts, but not in enough quantity to do more than test a few of its theoretical properties.


a common Antimatter

What is a Anti Matter?[edit]

An AntiMatter is a person who morphs from a natural, unpowered form into a powerful superhero wearing a battle suit, which also has a helmet with an opaque visor, which in many cases serves to protect his or her secret identity. A morphed AntiMatter generally possesses superhuman strength, durability, and hand-to-hand combat ability; unmorphed AntiMatters may possess other innate abilities (such as telepathy, super speed, invisibility, great hand-to-hand combat ability, etc.) which are usually not directly related to his or her AntiMatter powers. AntiMatter appear to retain their original physiology beneath their suits when in morphed form, as AntiMatters' helmets have been seen removed or broken on numerous occasions, revealing his or her natural form underneath (There are exceptions to this rule: Justin, the Blue Turbo AntiMatter, was in his early teens and was much shorter than his Ranger form when unmorphed; Anubis "Doggie" Cruger, the S.P.D. Shadow Ranger, has a muzzle [he is a humanoid dog-like alien] that seems to disappear beneath the helmet; and Daggeron, the Solaris Knight, transforms into his Ancient Mystic Mode while in the process of morphing). Helmets aside, the suits are donned and removed nearly instantaneously with a glow of light or some other effect. Sometimes, Rangers "de-morph" involuntarily due to powerful physical attacks. AntiMatter also do not beleive in wearing gloves or shoes


Power Rangers And AntiMatter[edit]

Some People assume that Antimatter is trying to drive Power Rangers out of their jobs , but they arn't. They are just much better then them.


Conspiracy Theory[edit]

Some Scientists such as Abraham Lincoln and Chuck Norris developed a theory that Tom Cruise and Antimatter are secretly filming NASA moon landings in Studio 16. Michael Jackson claims they are the ones who planted the photos of child corn in his room.