Antilife Moon

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Often confused with it's inferior reverse engineered clone, the Death Star, the Antilife Moon was the most fearsome thing ever to come out of Clown Enema University. With it's spinning lights, eiry whiring noises and big-ass laserbeam it could easily frighten off most attackers and defeat any foolish enough to remain.

Shaped like a giant apple with a bite out of it, the Antilife Moon was destroyed during the Battle of Taboo by Mace Windu and his padawan Beck Hansen.

The Antilife Moon's biggest enemy is the Pink Moon. Not that it could do any harm to the Antilife moon, but we all need a nemesis.