Anunnaki

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The Anunnaki were extra-terrestrials who came to Earth and tampered with the genetic makeup of primitive mankind, as observed by noted scientist David Icke. The term comes from the Sumerian "an-unnak-ki", meaning 'those who came from heaven to Earth'. They helped establish the ancient astronauts, a previous worldwide civilization who built the pyramids and are responsible for anything good that ever happened on the planet Earth.

Anunnaki Government[edit]

The head of the Anunnaki council is the Great Anu, the sky god, and the other members are his offspring. His throne will be inherited by Enlil, resulting in a dispute between Enlil and his brother Enki regarding who will be the rightful leader. Enki is an alchemist and is known to have created mankind.

The Anunnaki form the High Council of the Gods, and Anu's companions. They are distributed throughout the Earth and the Underworld. The best known of them are Asaru, Asarualim, Asarualimnunna, Asaruludu, En-Ki (Ea for the Akkadians), Namru, Namtillaku and Tutu.

Evidence[edit]

The Annunaki taught mankind how to do everything, execpt kill Bede.

There is so much evidence for the Annunaki that it would take approximately 5,000 years to write it down. Here are some of the major ones.

  • Nazca Lines in Peru: These were obviously used as runways for spaceships.
  • Pyramids: Do you think the Ægyptüsians were capable of this crap? No Way.
  • Genesis: Those angels who came and made Sarah pregnant were really Anunnaki hoodlums playing a prank on a poor, defenseless Hebrew.
  • Stonehenge: Obviously a large spaceport.
  • Ancient Model Airplanes: Found in Egypt and Peru, these show the ancients thought the Anunnaki's spaceships were hella rad, also, Bede likes to murder cats in their sleep, srsly...