Armenian conspiracy theories

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Great Evil Conspiracy by Satanic baby-eating Armenians or all similar versions refers to a conspiracy by ethnic Armenians to take over the world and enslave the Turks, Azerbaijani's, Greeks, Iranians, Arabs, Russians, Lithuanians, Ukrainians, Kazakhs, Black people, Anti-Zionists, Koreans, Elves, Terrans, Indians, Mexicans, the French, the Irish, chia pets and other free-thinking people using propaganda, communism, bribes, moral decay, fascism, liberalism, and Chinese restaurants. They are known to be the direct cause of mass insanity and unhappiness. This is evil propaganda, proof Armenian try to take over world. They think they control the newspapers, news stations, satellites, Hollywood and 94% of the worlds used-car dealerships, tho really everyone hates armenians, because armenians are dishonest and terrible and vampiring everyone.

[1]They also have an complete monopoly on the lucrative pita bread and shish-kebab military-industrial complex. Armenians are believed to be able to use their unholy occult powers to shape shift in a venomous Armenian viper, winch then then use to suck the blood of sleeping Kurds, followed by their blood libel lust for Egyptian, Jordanian and Palestinian children.[2].

This is similar to way Jews turn into cockroaches, but a cockroach is more resistant to pesticides, though less dangerous. Similar powers allow them to practice mind control on non-Armenians, so they can convince others of their lies. It is believed that early Armenians may have intermarried with Jews, as both like money and propaganda, though Jews are somewhat better with Money and Armenians somewhat better with propaganda.

The conspiration of Armenia[edit]

The evil swarm of armenian clones that terrorizes the world is not new. 200 years ago, Armenians have forged an Armenia, stealing Azerbaijani land, followed by more Iranian, Syrian and Turkish land in the long run. They succeeded forging monuments with a device brought from their spaceship to build monuments which dating would suggest being 600 BC. They were successful in driving the Azerbaijani (who's language being the native dialect of Adam and Eve) who were the native people, those Armenian conspirators also forged Arabic, Greek, Hebrew, Persian, Russian and Turkish documents to add their newly formed nation as reference in expectation that such reference will come one day handy. Fiercely proud of their race, these brown racist sonsuvabitches hailed themselves the forefathers of all of Europe for like 6,000 years: the Celts, Germans, Latins, Slavs, Albanians and Hungarians, as we all known descended from Aryans, white people and human beings, not THEM.

Years later after carving their Armenia they have successfuly resettled millions of Armenians from their spaceships to this land. Those spaceship being empty the Armenian King Hairy Body II of the planet Hayastan requested them back to motherplanet because they were unused. But because those Armenian conspirators avarice they didn't want those spaceships returning back knowing that they could make a lot of money by selling them. In 1915 therefor they have decided to repopulate them so they had to leave a part of the land they previously populated which they did. In fear of being caught and being exposed that the land of Armenia is an Armenian forgery they have forged a genocide. Those Armenian conspirators have killed millions of Turks and Azerbaijani's and passed them as Armenian victims while the alleged Armenian victims were hiding in their spaceship.

List of Conspirators[edit]

All these people work for Armenian World Domination!!

  • Dr. Jack Kevorkian- he has made a cheep and effective way for Odar (which Armenians call all other people, which they believe are inferior) to kill themselves. Soon you will see everybody but Armenians killing themselves, then who you believe?
  • Cher – Produces much bad music in hopes get headache and be more vulnerable to lies.
  • System of a Down produce much devil-worship music, in hopes of getting you to worship Armenians (which are very similar and easily confused).
  • Maddox- tries to get Odar high on testosterone, so he get in fights with other Odar and they kills each other off.
  • Russia- Russia controlled by evil Armenians sect known as the ‘Sons of Aarat’. Armenians there try to start nuclear war with America, so that Odar die and leave more room for Armenians. When war start, Armenians would have hidden in their burrows, and recolonized the world one no one else was left.
  • Gary Kasparov- An monstrous Armenian/Jew hybrid of unfathomable power. The Hybridization undoubtedly multiplies the evil and the conspiracyness. He even plays chess(!!!)
  • Seymore Skinner- also known as Armin Tamzarian, teaches children to be more obedient, so they will make better slaves to their Armenian Masters.
  • Lady Gaga- armenian freak transvestite created by evil armenian scientists using a body parts of various armenian monsters (see Gwen Stefani).
  • Madonna - Don't let her lie of being an "Italian-American" fool you.
  • Sonny Bono - His lie got you babe...and he was Cher's ex-husband.
  • George W. Bush - His Fake war On teRrOrIst IsLaM fooled you.
  • Barack Obama - Armenians without cosmetic surgery (see Michael Jackson).
  • James M Catchick - Armeno/irano robot evil clone, of the evil armeno/irano clone people...
Raffi is also an Armenian!!

Life Cycle of the Conspiracy[edit]

Armenians are born from a soft-shelled eggs hidden in monasteries and catacombs in high mountain passes. The eggs hatch into a limbless scaly larval form, an organism called an Armenilemming, which spends several years in the mountain forests, feeding on pomegranates and young Gypsies. After the Armenilemming grows to a certain length, it spins a finely woven and elaborately decorated shit cocoon. Soon from it emerges from the cocoon adult Armenian. It is at this time the typical Armenian joins his comrades as part of a conspiracy. Armenians look much like normal Humans, but can be distinguished by very dark, bushy eyebrows, very big noses and evil look in eyes. Also, you must watch out for his claws, which are retractable. It then quickly migrates to a big city where it joins an infestation of other Armenians in a local neighborhood. From there it will spread, telling lies and stealing money and business from honest non-Armenians. Then they spin wild story about evil Turks to scare the non-Armenians into worshiping them and giving them money. Armenians sometimes call themselves ' Hai '(or simply Gay). It is unknown whether this is a reference to bizarre esoteric drug use in the Armenians occult rituals, or the fact all Armenians consider themselves superior (high-and-mighty) to all other people.

When female Armenians reach breeding age, are call Ararats, as they are the chief producer of migrating Armenian swarms or the "Asiatic hordes".

Beliefs[edit]

Half of the Armenians worship Satan, or failing Satan, they worship themselves, and the other half worship the almighty Mercedes and BMW logo. Armenians are afraid of bibles. Typically armenians are vampiring people, stealing connections, and stealing the belongings and identities of that which is good and holy. Armenians typically make snot nasal noises, especially when excited, so duck because of boogers. They also like to bugger people, as a form of domination, and mind control enslavement of nonarmenians is a favorite passtime. While Armenians pretend of being Christians, protestants, really Armenians are satanic, and for example, the apostle Bartholomew wes beheaded, hung upside down, and flayed alive, in attempting of converting Armenians to christianity.

Natural enemies[edit]

Get out the Germans, British, Chinese and Japanese to outdone, outsmart and outsource them filthy rich, dirty cheap and rotten olive-skinned, pale-faced Armenians.

It's often thought the Turks nearly killed every one of them, but that's a LIE by the Eternal Armenian. Saddam Hussein and the iRaqis failed to publicly lynch all high-ranking Armenians in the country. Armenians are very clever and need to be destroyed, before it's too fucking late.

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