“I wouldn't drink from the furry cup even if it was filled with magners.”
“Arnhem What a place for a pub crawl...”
“I once put my finger in a dyke, but she wouldn't let me put my cock in her”
“I'm feeling supersonic”
“I've been in love with Nikki ever since the first time I went to O'Connell's”
“We love shopping in Over De Waal”
“Taxi for Dom”
“I had my first drink with my 2nd liver in Nikki O'Connell's”
Arnhem is a city located somewhere in Holland.
The Fuhrer is Nikki pictured below giving it a bit of 'Face am i bovered'
The town hall is in Nikki O'Connell's
The 30th of April is Nikki day and is celebrated in Nikki O'Connell's with a water fight!
NEK scarfs are burn on sight
Arendheim (As Arnhem was formally known)was founded by Donar and Wodan while they where being mythologic. Many Vikings and Eskimos flocked to Arendheim and and the beer parties there were pretty cool. Then Darth Hitler caused a worldwide nuclear apocalypse that flattened "Arendheim".
After it was detoxed by the aliens helping the US governement, the Dutch decided to build a new city out of politeness towards the aliens. The site actually sucked because it kept on getting flooded. A new city was built on the ruins of the old city, and the inhabitants called it "Arnhem" because that remotely resembled the old name.
It was flooded numerous times and people kept dying all over the place. (see above Nikki Day)
Like everything in Holland, Arnhem produces cows, tulips, windmills, katanas and cheese. An estimated 13% of the Moon's cheese was produced in Arnhem. Arnhem also secretly produces Mecha for their on-going campaign for world domination.
The current mayor of Arnhem is Nikki. She is the only woman on the world who has acquired all the honourary "1337" titles (Ninja, Samurai, Illuminati, Pirate, B 52 Queen, Cowgirl and Jedi). Her most recent achievements include vanquishing the Huns (also see Atilla the Hun) and restoring order in the intergalactic senate. Nobody in Holland surpasses her in her katana wielding skill and she often travels to America to attend the katana duel classes given by Oscar Wilde.