Arrested Development (TV Show)
Arrested Development was the best show on television until it was canceled by the fucking idiots at Fox because they felt an even bigger number of fucking idiots weren't watching the show. The short-lived sitcom was about a dysfunctional family involved in real estate. It was canceled in its prime to make room for better written comedies, like American Idol and Fox News Channel. Specifically, FOX plans to replace Arrested Development with a reality show where women compete for a bachelor's hand in marriage, who is secretly a mammoth seal. Despite poor ratings and quick cancellation, it won over 9000 awards, as most critics stated that it was better than most of the baloney on television. It featured such themes as company fraud, family issues, incest, ambiguous homosexuality, loose seals, racial puppetry, and frozen banana treats. For this reason, the Catholic Church voted it 'Best Show Ever.'
Nichael "Michael" Bluth
The star of the show and only sane member of the family. He had the burden of keeping the family together while maintaining a nice haircut.
George Michael "The Bluthneizer" Bluth
Michael's loser son. In a typical episode, George Michael would secretly masturbate to pictures of his cousin Maeby. Little did he know, uncle Tobias would always be hiding in the closet watching him.
The father of Michael and his brothers. After escaping prison, he would spend all of his time in the Bluths' attic with his stash of dead bodies, including Michael's wife.
Benson Lewis Oscar Wilde Jeffrey Oprah "BLOW JOB" Bluth
Michael's older brother and former magician/stripper. He would do magic tricks with his body, until he drove audiences away with his "rabbit trick". Afterwards he spent his afternoons with his hand up Franklin's butt.
Oedipus "Buster" Bluth
Michael's youngest brother, the pirate of the family, yet paradoxally the biggest mama's boy that ever walked the fact of the earth. Lusting after his own mother Lucille, he created a sex robot in her exact image: Lucille 2.0.
Wannabe actor and singer of the Blues. He would never, ever be naked because he was severely insecure about "Little Tobias."
Tobias' penis, who had a regular speaking role on AD. He was most famous for saying what Tobias never said, thinking what Tobias never thought, and scoring when Tobias never could.
NOBODY MUST DISS Arrested Development OTHERWISE I'll GET FRANKLIN ONTO U
NOTHING ELSE IS BETTER. NOOBS YOU GUYS ARE ABOSLOTE NOOBS AND BOONS. IT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN ANYTHING ELSE. TWO AND A HALF MEN? PATHETIC. THE SIMPSONS? They used to be COol FOX wrecked it I HATE FOX!!!!!!1
The show is now in reruns on the G4 network. They show it when ever the hell they feel like it because giving it a set daily timeslot is too difficult. But they will rerun non-Emmy award winning shows like Cops and Cheaters 50 times a day for your viewing pleasure.
On the next Arrested Development...
Harry Potter kind of dies and then comes back to life and kills Voldemort. Then Dumbledore is gay.