Artie The Strongest Man in The World
“I am Artie, the strongest man.....in the world.”
“Begone with you pulpy, or I'll fold you into some type of brochure!”
“God speed my little viking!”
Artie The Strongest Man in The World was born in 1966 in a port-o-potty outside of Wellsville, New Jersey, USA. No one knows how he was raised or how he achieved his powers, but there is no question that he is indeed the strongest man... in the world!
Artie and Wellsville
Artie is seen hanging around Wellsville most of the time. He spends his days fending off killer bees and maniac schnauzers, spazzing out to the song "Love Rollercoaster", and hanging out with his best friend and little viking, little Pete Wrigley.
- Artie enjoys the smell of tire air. It reminds him of his father
- Artie loves the sound of armpit farts. It reminds him of his mother.
- Everything is pipe!.
- Chuck Norris once tried to battle Artie, but the fight ended in a draw.
- If Chuck Norris and Artie ever teamed up to fight evil, their chances of winning would be 200%.