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== Ascotget.exe ==

Ye find yeself in a small basement, smelling of replenished electrolytes and burnt cabbage.

What do ye?

>look cabbage

This cabbage reeks of something foul.

What do ye?

>take cabbage

Cabbage get!

What do ye?

>look stairs

There be 14 stairs, to be precise.

What do ye?

>go stairs

Is that not how ye got down here to find yeself in yon basement?

What do ye?

>climb stairs

Stairs climbed!

Ye find yeself at a door, presumably at the top of the stairs.

What do ye?

>look ascot

Ascot get!

Ye art yon winner!