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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about Athlon. We are sorry they insist on being this lame.

Athlon is a Flagship Computer Processor, originally created by AMD to give intel a good spanking intel it won't ever forget.

Companies who failed at giving Intel a good spanking

  1. transmeta
  2. via
  3. cyrix

Voted by popular opinion to be the BEST way to view pr0n, as the Pentium complains that it doesn't get to go to the sexy microprocessor striptease sites, while the Athlon loves whatever you do.

Half of a Marathlon