Attack of the Killer Garbage

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Attack of the Killer Garbage is a 1986 sequel to Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. A bullshit b-movie, every one of these series's are made from crap Universal.

Awards[edit]

  • best Z-Movie ever Lost to Toy Story 2
  • Worst bullshit film ever lost to first film
  • Golden Globe for best film of the 80's sent by the film makers, the reply, "Hell no!"
  • Golden Rasperry for worst film ever Won 500000000007647347773726252623727626262626280008574773737373737383736.

Plot[edit]

Killer Garbages terrorize the city, however, 1 minute into the film a man says "Garbage day!" and shoots the leader garbage can. The credits run for 4 minutes, making it a total of a 5 minute movie, making it the the 656th shortest film in history.

Reaction[edit]

Box Office[edit]

$10

Ratings[edit]

  • Wikipedia: 10 out of 10
  • Uncyclopedia: -462 out of 10
  • IGN: 200 out of 10
  • Lovers: 477 out of 500
  • Metacritic: 75 out of 100
  • Loogans Rates: 6666666666666666666666666666666666 out of 10
  • Rotten Tomatoes: 6 out of 100

Reception[edit]

The film did VERY poorly, also many fans banned it for dislike, this is the first film ever to be shot ENTIRLEY in Slo-Mow, in fact, the credits are even in slow motion. Had exactly 543 subliminal messages, 01 word in it, killer Garbage cans, and ran for 5 minutes. However, some people consider it a CULT movie, their crazy in this reporters opinion, but everybody exept Loogan liked the famous line "GARBAGE DAY!!" which is considered the best movie ever now, because of that line, it saved Universal's carrer.

Rating[edit]

PG for gay garbage cans, and some rude humor

Sequels[edit]