Attention span

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For those without comedic tastes, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia have an article about Attention span.

Attention span is a disease realating to...

What was I saying again?

Oh, right.

Short-term memory disorder is a problem involving people forgetting what they just...oh, look, a penny. Tiny treasure. Short-term memory disorder is a problem where people...Am I talking about exploding chickens or...Oh, riiiiiiiiiight....I was talking about short-term memory pumpkin pie-err loss...

Well, anyway, short term 4 hydrogen atoms fuse together to make helium which fuses with 2 more hydrogen atoms to make lithiron was mixed with the bessemer process to make Titanium is a strong but brittle metal...ah CRAP!

I keep getting off topic hey did you see the Southpark episode on friday? It was awesome!

ugh. *slaps self on head* I really need some ritalin. Lets pop some.

BttttrrraAAAHHH!!!! *bounces off walls*

No, that's not a viable solution....

hmm..............................................................................................

Well, anyway, Short-term memory old micdonald had a farm e-i-e-i-o....

Ooh! CHik-FIL-A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Gotta jet!

Ya know, the airport is a cool place.

The Airport[edit]

The airport is a place where blimps, helicopters, airplanes, NASA money-wasting space probes, factual accuracy, your mom, Billy Joel, the Piano Man, Joseph Staleningrad Marx, take off and land oh right! Stalimarx mommy and daddy need his own section all ur base belongs to us...!!!!!!!111

Joseph Marxy-marx[edit]

What was I talking about again? Oh, right! Long-term memory disorder!

Long-term memory disorder[edit]

What was I talking about again? Oh, right! Thi5 p4g3 h45 b33n 1ib3|24t3d by h4xx0rs

Thi5 p4g3 h45 b33n 1ib3|24t3d by h4xx0rs[edit]

No, it was short-term memory disorder....

short-term memory disorder....[edit]

CHICKENS DA BOMB GONNA RULEZ DA WERLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

CHICKENS DA BOMB GONNA RULEZ DA WERLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1[edit]

I give up.

I give up[edit]

I formally and permanently commit to hamburgers...er....continuing thiss.....err...giving up trying to further write this article.

TEMPORARILY (of course =]...)


Sec, I keep referring to Attention span as short-term memory disorder![edit]

I like fried worms!

Bananahammock[edit]

What? Who are you? STOP TAKING MY WAFFLES!

Elvira[edit]

That's You.

Where am I?[edit]

Yes

What?[edit]

What what?

You said yes...[edit]

Hey man, it was like that when i got here....

shit.