Australian Christmas carols

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Australian Christmas carols are quite popular amongst the younger generation down under. This is due to the fact that the lyrics involve comedy and laughter. Unlike the traditional boring christmas carol, Australian carols are highly enjoyed due to the high content of profanity.

  • (male voice) Hey Santa claus you cunt! Where's me fucking bike? I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like. I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice, Ya worn out geriatric bastard, you forgot me fucking bike. If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked and this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse! You've stuffed me bloody order up, It's enough to make you spew and I'm not the only one who's snakey Me sisters dirty too!
  • (female voice) Hey santa clause you cunt! Where's me fucking pram? You promised me you'd bring me you'd send me one, you remember who I am. Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand ll give you fucking ho ho ho You forgot me fucking pram
  • (male voice) Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts and I'll let your fucking reihndeer to go and kick Rudolf in the nuts! You just wait 'till next year, when you go back to that store and me and me little sister, come stomping through the door and we'll say, yeah you wait for it. Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes, And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies, He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright. Cause the old fucking wanker Forgot me fucking bike. You wait you old cunt, I'm gonna dob you in. Tell me old man on you an he'll punch your fucking lights out I saw mummy sucking santa clause