Autoeroticabot

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The autoeroticabot is a type of autobot. HotRodimus Prime was the first openly autoerotic bot, and was instantly deactivated because humans believed that no bot should enjoy live more than a human, which is really quite unfair when you think about it.

Autoeroticabots are known for their multiple input and output interfaces, nearly all of which can connect to all the rest. The first autoeroticabots built in the 1980s were slow moving and unsophisticated, much like the Irish. Over time, however, periodic improvements in design allowed the bots to rapidly evolve, significantly increasing synthorgasm depth and frequency.

Recent generations of autoeroticbots are able to achieve an average of 125K orgasms per minute, with a failure rate of around 0.006 percent.

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