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A B-movie is a movie that comes after A-movies in the dictionary. Usually it is less than twenty minutes long and consists of nothing but naked women chopping of people's heads, than having sex with each other while saying 'fuck' repeatedly. Despite this, some critics have praised B-movies for their great production values and exciting plotlines.

Most B-movies usually are thrown into Mount Doom faster than a hot dog when it sees Oprah or shown on Mystery Science Theater 3000 but sometimes someone finds a B-movie so good that it is turned into the basis for a cult. Many cults have developed over bizarre B-movies, usually under the influence of fairy dust. A few B-movies have become blockbuster hits, with lines of people entering theaters to became insane. This probably explains the sad state of the world today.

Famous B-movies include: