Babel:1337/K4N`/3 \/\/357

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K4ny3 W357, f4n 0f B14ck P30p13.

K4ny3 W357 (b0rn F3bru4ry 6, 1990- 53p73mb3r 2, 2005)

B106r4phy[edit]

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Chr15 R0ck, 630r63 Bu5h, 4nd M1d6375[edit]

1n 4 p4r0dy 0f k4ny3 w3575 c0mm3n75, chr15 r0ck 541d, 0n 7v, "630r63 bu5h d035n7 c4r3 4b0u7 m1d6375", by 7h3n 17 w45n7 funny, |1k3 7h47 r1ck j4m35 b17ch 5h17 4f73r 4|| 7h3 wh173 p30p|3 p|4y3d 17 0u7. 4nyw4y, 630r63 bu5h c0un73r3d r0ck'5 c|41m5 by 601n6 0n 7v 4nd 54y1n6 h15 b357 fr13nd 15 4 b|4ck h0m053xu4| r4pp1n6 m1d637. 17 7urn5 0u7 h15 b357 fr13nd 15 k4ny3 w357. k4ny3 4nd 630r63 |473r w3n7 0n 4 bu51n355 7r1p 70 h4w411 4nd p|4y3d b|4ckj4ck. 1f w3 c4n b3 c3r741n 0f 4ny7h1n6, 175 7h47 630r63 bu5h d035n7 c4r3 4b0u7 b|4ckj4ck. 4f73r |051n6 h3 70|d k4ny3 h3 d1dn7 w4n7 70 p|4y 4nym0r3 4nd h3 w4n73d 70 60 h0m3. um 50m3 07h3r 57uff h4pp3n3d bu7 17 d035n7 m4773r.

64y 15 0k4y![edit]

K4ny3 W357'5 b166357 5upp0r73r5 4r3 Fr3d Ph3|p5' 4nd h15 '64y 15 0k4y' (hur(h 6r0up. 7h3y fr3qu3n7|y 7r4v3| 4nd pub|1c|y 5p34k 4b0u7 64y r16h75 4nd h0w 64y5 4r3 r16h7 4nd 7h3 r16h75 7h47 7h3 r16h7 64y5 5h0u|d h4v3 7h47 4r3 r16h7 f0r 7h3 r16h75 0f 64y5.

34r|y C4r33r[edit]

1n 1987, K4ny3 W357 r3|3453d h15 d3bu7 4|bum m4y0n4153 c0|0r3d b3nz 1 pu5h m1r4c|3 wh1p5. 51zzurrrrp... b1z3rrrrrrrk.. 17 w3n7 57r416h7 70 #1 0n 7h3 U.5. b1||b04rd h07 100 4nd h3|d 7h3 p051710n f0r 9 w33k5 un71| 53p73mb3r 2005 wh3n W357 m4d3 h15 c0mm3n75 r364rd1n6 630r63 Bu5h'5 c4r3 f0r b|4ck p30p|3, wh1ch w45 f0||0w3d by W357 c47ch1n6 B1rd F|u 4nd f|y1n6 70 P|u70 0n 4 54mp|3d |00p. Unf0r7un473|y, W357 d1d n07 74k3 4ny drum5 (0r 0xy63n) w17h h1m, 4nd d13d 5h0r7|y 4f73r, 1n 1994.

|473r C4r33r[edit]

1n 2004, W357 w45 r31nc4rn473d 45 4 b34r 4nd r3|3453d h15 h16h|y 4n71c1p473d f0||0w-up CD "7h3 C0||363 Dr0p0u7". p30p|3 b0u6h7 17 n 5h17. 0n3 y34r |473r h3 r3|3453d "|473 R36157r4710n" wh1ch w45 c0-pr0duc3d by 7h15 h0m0 c4||3d J0hn Br14n. H15 f1r57 51n6|3 "D14m0nd5 fr0m 50m3 p|4c3 1n 4514 0r 4fr1c4 0r 50m37h1n6 wh3r3 7h3y d16 d14m0nd5 n 5h17", wh1ch "54mp|3d" (533: R1pp3d-0ff) 7h47 J4m35 B0nd 50n6 by 7h47 w0m4n, w3n7 57r4167 70 # -1. 7h15 w45 7h3 f1r57 71m3 4ny 50n6 h4d 3v3r 60n3 70 # -1 4nd d1dn7 m4k3 53n53 3v3n, 1 7h1nk. 4nyw4y h3 m4d3 4n07h3r 50n6 wh1ch r1pp3d 0ff 7h47 07h3r j4m35 b0nd 50n6 n 5h17. 17 w45 c4||3d 60|d f1n63r 4nd w45 4b0u7 7h15 61r| wh0 h4d 4 60|d f1n63r. 7h3 ch0ru5 w3n7: "n0w 1 41n7 54y1n 5h3 607 4 60|d f1n63r, bu7 5h3 41n7 m3551n w17h n0 60|d 7humb5 c05 7humb5 41n7 f1n63r5 u dumb455. h0w m4ny f1n63r5 u 607? n0 u 41n7 607 10, u 607 8. n 7w0 7humb5. f46 br41n.. 4nyw4y bu7 y34 7h15 61r| pr0b|y d035 h4v3 60|d f1n63r5 n 5h17". 17 w3n7 70 #1 4nd w45 4|| 0v3r 7h3 r4d10 n 5h17. 17 f347ur3d 7h15 6uy c4||3d J4m13 F0x. J4m13 f0x, c0n7r4ry 70 p0pu|4r b3|13f, 15 n07 4c7u4||y 4 51n63r, h3'5 4 f0x. H15 m1dd|3 n4m3 15 "7h3". 1f u |1573n c4r3fu||y 70 7h3 b361n1n6 0f 7h3 50n6, 5|0w 17 d0wn by 99%, r3v3r53 17, p|4y 17 b4ckw4rd5, 4nd 7h3n p|4y 17 51d3w4y5, y0u'|| h34r 4 53cr37 m355463 7h47 6035 "1m 4 f0x.. w0000000. 1m 4 f0x, w0000000, 1m 601n6 70 h4un7 y0u n 5h17, w000000000". 0r 50m3 5h17. 0r m4yb3 1 dr34m3d 17. 1 k1nd4 f0r607. 4nd 7h475 7h3 570ry 0f h0w k4ny3 w357 54v3d chr157m45.

7r1v14[edit]

  • K4ny3 W357 d035n7 4c7u4||y 3x157
  • h3 duz r34||y |0000|z 0mf6!!!1110n30n30n3
  • K4ny3 W357 54v3d Chr157m45, 533 4b0v3.
  • K4ny3 W357 4773mp73d 70 b|0ck 0u7 7h3 5un 0v3r 5pr1n6f13|d 4nd w45 |473r 5h07 by M46613 51mp50n
  • K4ny3 W357 h45 4 50n6 c4||3d 4|| F4||5 D0wn
  • K4ny3 W357 h45 4 50n c4||3d 4|| F4||5 D0wn. H3'5 48 y34r5 0|d 4nd |1v35 w17h J4m13 F0xx 1n h15 f0xh0|3.
  • 7h15 0n3 71m3, 47 B4nd C4mp. K4ny3 W357 d1d 50m37h1n6 4nd 50m37h1n6 h4pp3n3d. H3 4|50 h4d 53x w17h J4m13 (7h3) F0x. (n0 h0m0)

Qu0735[edit]

  • 630r63 Bu5h c4r35 700 d33p|y f0r...
    • "B|4ck p30p|3"
    • "M3|b4 70457"
    • "|1b3r7y Fr135"
    • "1R4q"
    • "7h3 M4n"
    • "M3"(R3f3rr1n6 70 h1m53|f)

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