Babel:1337/y0ur m0m

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Nationality 4m3r1(4n
Date of birth 1900
Place of birth |\/|0n74n4
Date of death [[]]
Place of death
First Lady Y0ur |)4d
Political career
Order 53rd Pr351d3n7
Vice President |\/|3
Prime Minister Ran in 1965 election
Term of office 63 4–4 64z1
Preceded by 60d
Succeeded by J35u5 |-|. (hr157
Political party (0mmun157 P4r7y

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