Basement Cat

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The original Basement Cat

Basement Cat is one of the most evil, powerful, and insane cats in the universe, and is the evil twin of Ceiling Cat. He was banished to the basement for pissing Ceiling Cat off.


It still remains a mystery exactly what Basement cat is, but he is usually portrayed as an all black cat with one glowing green eye and one glowing yellow eye. Instead of hiding a square in the ceiling like Ceiling Cat does, Basement Cat hides in a hole in the ground. Most Lolcat images associated with Basement Cat depict him as 'evil,' and he has become widely known as the 'devil' of Lolcat mythology.

Basement Cat in his own domain.

Early Life[edit]

Basement Cat grew up in a litter of three other kittens: Purgatory Cat, Angel Cat, and Ceiling Cat. Since they were orphans their entire lives, they were placed in the care of Oscar Wilde. However, since Oscar Wilde is far too manly to take care of kittens, he scattered them all across the world. Ceiling Cat was taken to Heaven along with Angel Cat, Basement Cat wound up in Hell (where he was adopted by Satan), and Purgatory Cat could not decide where he wanted to go and became stuck in between the two. The four cats eventually took charge of the areas they lived in, gaining new jobs and responsibilities. Ceiling Cat created all living things, Angel Cat took the souls of the dead into Heaven, Basement Cat devoured the souls of random people, and Purgatory Cat did absolutely nothing.

Becoming Evil[edit]

All his life, Basement Cat was a tad darker and more heavy-hearted than his kitten brethren. This darkness increased within his soul when he was cast into Hell and adopted by Satan. There, Basement Cat learned the true art of being evil, as Satan was the best example of evil one can ever hope to find. Finally, Basement Cat was ready to do wrong. First off, he stole Ceiling Cat's cheezburger, which made Ceiling Cat angry beyond comparison. The two of them never spoke to each other again. Then, Basement Cat created Dora the Explorer, which poisoned the minds of children everywhere. Finally, Basement Cat killed and ate Mickey Mouse, breaking the hearts of children everywhere. Since then, Basement Cat has lived in the Basement, festering in his own evil.


  1. Ceiling Cat takes care of the good souls, and Basement Cat takes care of the bad souls.
  2. If anyone speaks his name, he will appear and scratch whoever said it.


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